You got one chance to impress InActionGirl what is your angle?

[NES]

What are you holding in your hand and what are you going to say? Limit one pick up line per poster.




IAG: I will need you to respond to each post as you would had it happened in real life.

 

[Teddykgb]

IN hand....xxl condom

question.......you down for the crime?

 

[NES]

Before IAG gets here I just need to clear something up, is the condom unrolled or still in the package?

 

[PBR]

In hand...6 pack of Blue Ribbon

question...Can you give me directions to your heart? I seem to have lost myself in your eyes.

 

[Inactiongirl]

In hand...6 pack of Blue Ribbon

question...Can you give me directions to your heart? I seem to have lost myself in your eyes.

Oh...That's really good....never heard that one..but I like it!

 

[Inactiongirl]

IN hand....xxl condom

question.......you down for the crime?

"Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time".

Not sure what that means in this context, but it sounded good in my head and sounded like something I would say if I had been drinking.

 

[MikeB]

For you,...if I could...I would change the alphabet and put "U" and "I" together.

 

[Teddykgb]

For you,...if I could...I would change the alphabet and put "U" and "I" together.

sooooooo fvcking stupid I lmao!!!!!!!!!! fvcking tool!!!!!!!

 

[PBR]

For you,...if I could...I would change the alphabet and put "U" and "I" together.

New rule. If you don't say what you're holding in your hand, the default is your penis.

 

[NES]

Lol

 

[MikeB]

You are holding flowers of course, it's not Devilwoman.

 

[Inactiongirl]

For you,...if I could...I would change the alphabet and put "U" and "I" together.

Another good one!! I had one boyfriend who always said these cheesy things like this. I still loved them but thought I had heard them all. You guys are great.

 

[Inactiongirl]

You are holding flowers of course, it's not Devilwoman.

Mike between the winner last night and this, well...

 

[PBR]

Did I win yet?

 

[Inactiongirl]

Did I win yet?

I didn't know it was a contest!? ....I don't know enough about you PBR...but what I know I like. You seem like good people.

 

[whalewager]

pull out this lazy 11

 

[NES]

In hand: my eyeballs

After seeing you across the room I decided to gouge my eyes out, finally I can die happy knowing the last thing I saw was the most beautiful thing on this earth.

 

[whalewager]

show her my balance at outlaw

 

[PBR]

Can I have your sunglasses Nes?

 

[whalewager]

he better keep them...the glare from my balance is SHINYYYYY