Yipee...MY new WIFE from Korea !

[Polaris]

In all seriousness, these arranged, or in your case semi-arranged marriages, tend to work out very well. Got no explanation for it, but that is what I have been told.

Girls from the homeland, overseas are different, in that most are still very traditional minded.

Therefore, whoever this Carl fellow is, if he makes a move on your wife, she definitely use one of those meat clevers and chop his dick off.

Furthermore, take this as a notice to yourself, that if your whoring should continue, your dick could met the same fate. I've heard Koreans have a temper.

Congratulations nonetheless. :thumbsup: :ughhh: :banger:

 

[Seymour]

That's her sign language saying she wants 7 inches of Carl from behind - not your sorry 4.5 asian shit!

Kissed her - you've fucking kissed her - and your getting married and having her come all the way over here - seriously, WTF is going on with you - if you were within 100 miles of me I would come over and kick the living shit out of you - maybe it would knock some basic common sense into you.

 

[kimchee7270]

:missingte

DID I KNOCK OUT A PIT BULL ONE TIME AND IT STILL WALKS CROOKED?

oh shit !:think2: :missingte :missingte :missingte

 

[kimchee7270]

That's her sign language saying she wants 7 inches of Carl from behind - not your sorry 4.5 asian shit!

Kissed her - you've fucking kissed her - and your getting married and having her come all the way over here - seriously, WTF is going on with you - if you were within 100 miles of me I would come over and kick the living shit out of you - maybe it would knock some basic common sense into you.

:missingte :missingte All I can say Seymour...Is LOVE makes You do CRAZY THINGS !!!!! (like not gettin any Before the marriage ):monsters-

 

[WorldNumberOne]

i think she's trying to sign :

it only takes 1 beer and i'll do 2 guys at once....

 

[Seymour]

This isn't love you jackass - YOUR MIND IS IN A BLENDER FROM THIS CARL BULLSHIT! WAKE THE FUCK UP!

 

[whalewager]

One Great Thing About It...u Will Have Well Manicured Nails

 

[RupertPupkin]

This my wife u r talkin about here , duke ...lol

Seriously, I've only kissed Her....That's It ! she might even be a virgin the way she was huggin me...only a few boyfriends her whole life...Didn't want To Disrespect the marriage if u can believe that / ....i really dig this girl and i want things to go above n Beyond reproach ....besides, what's wrong with a wholesome beginning , right/...never had that...I even stole a line from the Godfather when miachel came back For diane keaton....i'm paraphrasin but i more or less said " I want You to be the mother of my children ! "...she liked that !:aktion033 :money8:

Kimchee , say no more buddy ... You answered your own question right here ...Sounds like you love the woman ( or at least love the prospect of being and recieving love ) Theres no shame in this ... Go with your Heart on this one. Don't worry about these guys making jokes , Most of these people here will die lonely. Your 37 right , your not getting younger , and after you hit 40 , I doubt you'll snagging any 25 year olds , Jump on the horse of life and you get bucked , fukk it , get back on again and keep riding !!!

 

[RaoulDuke]

That's her sign language saying she wants 7 inches of Carl from behind - not your sorry 4.5 asian shit!

Kissed her - you've fucking kissed her - and your getting married and having her come all the way over here - seriously, WTF is going on with you - if you were within 100 miles of me I would come over and kick the living shit out of you - maybe it would knock some basic common sense into you.

Kimchee listen to this guy he speaks with much wisdom!!!

And if he doesnt knock the shit out of you I might have to fly up from CR to do it.

 

[Polaris]

You know, I'm kind of confused.

Who is this Carl character?

And how did some posters here know his dick was 7" long?

Never mind, not sure if I wanna find out!

:smoking:

 

[kimchee7270]

thanx rup

Kimchee , say no more buddy ... You answered your own question right here ...Sounds like you love the woman ( or at least love the prospect of being and recieving love ) Theres no shame in this ... Go with your Heart on this one. Don't worry about these guys making jokes , Most of these people here will die lonely. Your 37 right , your not getting younger , and after you hit 40 , I doubt you'll snagging any 25 year olds , Jump on the horse of life and you get bucked , fukk it , get back on again and keep riding !!!

There is No Great Reward without Takin CHANCES ! since this is a sports website , let Me Finally embark on a Sports metaphor .......This is like the NFL Draft....U just don't know how they r gonna turn out , But you have to draft with confidence that you are getting that special person to fulfill your needs ! I'm tradin UP to get this broad......thanx for the support And GO Eagles !:thumbsup:

 

[kimchee7270]

congrats Kim....

thanx journey

 

[levistep]

What's her middle name?

 

[Seymour]

Cut this bullshit metaphoric crap out - you sound like a pathetic female trying to make herself believe something - Carl fucked your girl - big deal - life goes on - you don't need to get married 12 hours later to be happy - you'll get over it.

Holy shit would it be great if this chick came over and was a Carl herself - has she ever been to Thailand? You are talking about marriage and you cannot say with 100% certainty that you future wife does not have a dick!

 

[Seymour]

What's her middle name?

Carlos

 

[PatPatriot]

Wait till the first time she burns the rice...you'll be sending her home in a box.

 

[kimchee7270]

the happy couple

aw ...this this sweet .........



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[whalewager]

She Doesnt Like U Kim...i Can Tell In The Body Language...get Out And Get Out Now

 

[kimchee7270]

u r killing me

Cut this bullshit metaphoric crap out - you sound like a pathetic female trying to make herself believe something - Carl fucked your girl - big deal - life goes on - you don't need to get married 12 hours later to be happy - you'll get over it.

Holy shit would it be great if this chick came over and was a Carl herself - has she ever been to Thailand? You are talking about marriage and you cannot say with 100% certainty that you future wife does not have a dick!

:thumbsup: her middle name is suk


full Name on the k1 visa..... ME SUK DIK

 

[whalewager]

She Must Be Tiny Cuz I Know U Cant Be That Big