There's a white dude, a black dude, and a jap dude that all join the army.
The drill sarge is handing out duties and he says, "Ok, white dude, I want you in charge of food. Black dude, I want you in charge of cleaning this place up. Jap dude, I want you in charge of the supplies."
He comes in an hour later and sees the white dude peeling potatoes, the black dude mopping the floor, but he can't find the Jap.
Seconds later, the Jap jumps out from behind a door with balloons and yells: "SUPPLIES!!!!!!!"
The drill sarge is handing out duties and he says, "Ok, white dude, I want you in charge of food. Black dude, I want you in charge of cleaning this place up. Jap dude, I want you in charge of the supplies."
He comes in an hour later and sees the white dude peeling potatoes, the black dude mopping the floor, but he can't find the Jap.
Seconds later, the Jap jumps out from behind a door with balloons and yells: "SUPPLIES!!!!!!!"
A young japanese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers sheepishly naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries desperately to be reassuring.
'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask.O..K. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, Which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want try somting I have hear about from odda girls.... Numbaa 69.'
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....
'You want...... Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?' Yu shur ???
On their wedding night, she cowers sheepishly naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries desperately to be reassuring.
'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask.O..K. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, Which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want try somting I have hear about from odda girls.... Numbaa 69.'
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....
'You want...... Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?' Yu shur ???
A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him.
So the first morning of her honeymoon the young Japanese bride crawled out of bed after making love, stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes and accidentally lets out a big fart.
She looked up and said, "Aww so sowwy, excuse prease, front hole so happy, back hole laugh out loud."
So the first morning of her honeymoon the young Japanese bride crawled out of bed after making love, stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes and accidentally lets out a big fart.
She looked up and said, "Aww so sowwy, excuse prease, front hole so happy, back hole laugh out loud."
Well shit only thing missing on the day for your hick ass a blowjob from your cousin while Mom sticks her finger up your ass.........
YYou fucking hicks crack me, always playing tuff in a forum with the Ticos
Go get a fucking likfe you clown
Now move on already you fucking drama Queen, or let me guess spent all your quid onm crack and 5 dollar whores here in paradise and aint got no way back to the swamp?
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