Let's say George Mitchell was in the ownership group of the Yankees, and not like how he is with the Red Sox. AND a Boston sports trainer/drug dealer was facing drug sentencing, rather than a NY one. The Mitchell Report would look like this:
* Mark Bellhorn
* Adam Hyzdu
* Bronson Arroyo
* Pedro Martinez
* Pokey Reese
* Dave McCarty
* Phil Seibel
* Gabe Kapler
* Abe Alvarez
* Curt Leskanic
Throw in Pedro Astacio = wife beater.
BK Kim = sucking pole.
Kevin Millar = sex with a minor leaguer
Thank god we don't do one for the KC Royals...Jim Eisenreich's name should remain clean.
Only time people should be talking about the Mitchell Report...is when the topic of 'worlds most expensive piece of toilet paper.' $25 million to write, and lucked out by having two ex trainers anticipating reduced sentencing.
* Mark Bellhorn
* Adam Hyzdu
* Bronson Arroyo
* Pedro Martinez
* Pokey Reese
* Dave McCarty
* Phil Seibel
* Gabe Kapler
* Abe Alvarez
* Curt Leskanic
Throw in Pedro Astacio = wife beater.
BK Kim = sucking pole.
Kevin Millar = sex with a minor leaguer
Thank god we don't do one for the KC Royals...Jim Eisenreich's name should remain clean.
Only time people should be talking about the Mitchell Report...is when the topic of 'worlds most expensive piece of toilet paper.' $25 million to write, and lucked out by having two ex trainers anticipating reduced sentencing.