Would you rather be...

[Rawpimple]

Id pick Lebron. That guy is the biggest pornstar. He could easily bang anyone he wants. Plus he could be the best player ever in any sport once he is done.

As for the girls with Jeter they are absolutely nasty. I dont think any of them should be in a bikini and they all need to cut out the Cheeburger Cheerburger and Fatburger and head back to Chicken Kitchen minus the sauce.
All those girls have bigger FUPAS than Charlie Weiss.



He could easily gangbang those nasty hoes and make that chick in the hat's ass even flatter than it already is.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Uh, I'd be Osama for a couple reasons:

1) The entire world would fear the shit outta me. I mean, I'm getting credit for terrorist attacks I'm not even associated with now. That's street cred right there.

2) You could have just as much sex with hot sluts as those other celebs...only difference is that they come to YOU. No going out to clubs and shit, you don't even have to fuck with groupies...you can have ANY woman you want. But instead of going out, you have your boys go and kidnap these sluts and bring them back to your cave.

Added bonus: Bitches aren't allowed to talk or make any noise whatsoever during sex. And you don't have to worry about rape allegations...they EXPECT to be raped and killed. The world expects it. Sounds good to me.

3) I'm related to him and I can tell you that he is the fucking man. Dude's hilarious.

 

[Rawpimple]

 

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[Rawpimple]

anyone wanna be SCCCCCCOOTTTIEEEEEE PPPIIIPPPEEENNNN???

 

[Rawpimple]

how about ron artest???

ucking:

 

[Rawpimple]

Kobe Bryant???

 

[Rawpimple]

Yao Ming and girlfriend

:smoker2:

 

[Rawpimple]

jordans wife

:nohead:

 

[Rawpimple]

wade and wife--for those wanting to be wade

:smoking:

 

[Rawpimple]

ANyone want to be jeff van gundy??

PIMPIN :smoker2:

 

[Rawpimple]

for those that want to be dwayne wade...here is your wife...congrats!

 

[SkinsRaj28]

You singlehandedly ruined this thread. Good job. Go find and send me some good porn you worthless bastard.

 

[LarryTalbot]

it's a good thing none of the pictures work :nohead:

 

[Rawpimple]

damn i fucked that up


:nohead: :nohead:

Ok feel free to continue....

Ill start it off

Would you rather be the 13 year old that banged the teacher in Seattle or the 14 year old that banged the teacher in Tampa??

 

[Boxslayer]

you really did kill this thread

3,000 posts.....2,999 are of pictures that dont work or of male penis, or 1988 porn creampies....douchebag