Well you're missing out. Fast car/bike + radar detector+jammer = good times. But you'd obviously have to be somebody who drives/rides for the fun of it and not just a fancy car for the chicks. Otherwise limo/cab +girl + backseat is the better option.
I love to drive fast out in the rockies, along the ocean in California, along the cape, etc.
Problem is I've always lived in places where driving sucks - Boston, NYC, Miami, and probably Chicago next...
Limos and cabs are 100x cheaper and safer than drinking and driving and hence are my pref...
-Sean