:lolBIG: sorry that is funny but you come across MUCH classier then that IMOMika said:Sure...we all look alike to most of you guys anyway. LOL.
They continually make me speak like a Vietnamese hooker in every damn movie. They want us all to play the typical Asian fantasy girl who's "so horny" and will "love you long time for five dollah"
Mika said:That is hilarious!
:missingte :missingte :missingte :missingte :missingteOriginally Posted by viking611
would love to see a picture of these 2 (Thumper and ClubmanCoop) posting at night from home...do you guys have 2 laptops facing each other from the couches, post from different rooms, what's the setup?
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I used to IM my roommates all the time...thought it was pretty funny we would carry on conversations and all our rooms were within 10 feet of each other.
Mika said:Gosh, I love sex. It becomes work when they have us do it in awkward positions, on a pokey lava rock, or in the blistering hot sun in the sand dunes near Las Vegas. Or when you have to work with someone you just don't have chemistry with. Some people's rhythms/sex tempos are different, I guess.
In terms of orgasms, not more or less than a normal woman, I would venture to guess. I have an inverted uterus, so it is quite easy for me to attain an orgasm, (Hee-Ha..I'm a lucky girl). I normally cum 3-4 times throughout a scene, but they normally tell us to have the "big one" right before the guy does. Hope that doesn't kill your viewing pleasure. Mind you, I cannot speak for every woman. I know one girl who has never had an orgasm in her life. She started doing porn to see if a porn guy could give her one. Sadly for her, no. Miss Ellie (or Elly) quit after 3 scenes back in 2000.
gynecologist said:I think he was drinking cranberry and vodka..
brewers7 said:Wow, a hot chic who keeps my night-owl hours...Cool...Real cool...
Maybe I am 5-to-10 years ahead of myself here, but with the poker boom following up the porn boom, how far away will it be before we have someone with guts enough (Playboy TV, Spice, HOT network, etc?) to sponsor poker tourneys for (horny) guys to win sex-dates/trips with various pornstars?...
Get down to a Final table of 6 players, where the "unlucky" guy who finishes 6th wins a 48-hour weekend "date" where you get some cash and can have your way with someone like Britney Skye, Ava Devine or Vanessa Blue in a Las Vegas suite, and the lucky bastard who wins the tourney gets a moderate amount of cash but a week's "vacation" in an exotic/island location (Hawaii, Aruba, etc) in a suite with a porn-industry "biggie" to do with as he pleases...
Anyway, just wanted my 1000th post to be in what will be known as the "Mika thread"...
Mika said:Porn has moved into the realm of "shock porn" where companies now vie for "The Most Outrageous Scene" Award. Pretty dumb. They are constatnly trying to get us to do some weird stuff. I don't know why they try to market it as something that is sexy. Porn has evolved into something more like a menage a trois with Playboy TV, Benny Hill, and Fear Factor, really.