RobFunk said:
Holy crap. Why do these girls stretch them out so much? When she goes poop it must be like sitting 6 feet above the water. Speaking of the water, I bet half of it splashes out.
Taking a shit for Taylor Rain must be like letting a trap door open. It probably just falls out like those Discovery Channel fishing shows, of the Alaskan Crab Fisherman. They get their catch, they are all in the net, up in the air, someone tugs that rope, the bottom of the net opens, and they all come flying out. The end.
Me, on the other hand, it's a process. I can be in there for a solid 15-20 minutes. I usually let out a Loch Ness Banna Monster first, with just the head poking out of the tip of the water. Then I gotta wait a few minutes and meditate for the next few broken turds to come out.
I don't really want to get into a night after drinking. Two words: Party Mud.