Women

[Journeyman]

Drive me nuts, I really wish I didn't even need one.

Almost every one I meet I know 10 seconds into it I am not going to be interested, and THOSE are the ones who will go out of their way to try and make something happen with me...

The ones I want always turn out to be wacko and don't know what they want....it never fails, every time I meet one I really like they end up being a head case.

:nohead:

 

[HarryCaray]

I am so glad I found the girl I did at the age I did. Been with her since I was 18, and yes, I have passed on my share of good tang, but it's worth it not to have to deal with the dating scene. Girls really are nutjobs, I think I got one of the .00001% that are hot AND sane.

 

[RobertArias]

Maybe give the guys in your area a shot. Could'nt hurt

 

[go2guy]

Maybe give the guys in your area a shot. Could'nt hurt

:lolBIG: uppy: :missingte

 

[teazeman]

Maybe give the guys in your area a shot. Could'nt hurt

Thats fcuking funny as well.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Was talking to a friend of mine about women this weekend...he brought up a good point.

99% of women hate themselves. So by some strange logic, they like guys who treat them like shit. The more of a prick you treat a girl, the better your chances of scoring are.

He also made another good point: being aggressive is crucial. If you are aggressive, they'll eventually do whatever you want. Solution: break a girl's jaw immediately when trying to hook up with her. At that point, she'll be demoralized and realized that she's gonna get fucked and there's no way around it, and won't resist anymore. Then she'll fall in love with you. Seriously.

99% of women are fucked up in the head. The good thing is they all look equally good with an omelette on their chin. And they're good for showing off sometimes...and they're also fun to beat the shit out of when you're bored and/or finished ejaculating. Or before ejaculating. Either way, a good time will be had.

 

[spreadbeater]

Was talking to a friend of mine about women this weekend...he brought up a good point.

99% of women hate themselves. So by some strange logic, they like guys who treat them like shit. The more of a prick you treat a girl, the better your chances of scoring are.

He also made another good point: being aggressive is crucial. If you are aggressive, they'll eventually do whatever you want. Solution: break a girl's jaw immediately when trying to hook up with her. At that point, she'll be demoralized and realized that she's gonna get fucked and there's no way around it, and won't resist anymore. Then she'll fall in love with you. Seriously.

99% of women are fucked up in the head. The good thing is they all look equally good with an omelette on their chin. And they're good for showing off sometimes...and they're also fun to beat the shit out of when you're bored and/or finished ejaculating. Or before ejaculating. Either way, a good time will be had.

That is some of the funniest shit that I have ever read. :toast:

 

[FalseDmitri]

anybody got the odds on whether Journeyman's woman stories are fantasy or not?

come on, Journey, 'fess up.

:toast:

 

[FalseDmitri]

Skins.....do you think you're going to enjoy prison?

funny stuff, mate

 

[Journeyman]

fantasy? there's very little to be proud of when it comes to me and women, trust me...so how could they be fantasy!?

 

[Rawpimple]

Women are fucked up. Most of them in committed relationships want some romance that are in movies, fantasize about Brad Pitt, love soap operas. You think they only think about you but they are flirting with others at work, and telling their girlfriends how hot guys are. Cant wait for Ever After Part 2 to come out so they can cream in their pants.

They want a good fucking however when you plow their head into the headboard 600 times and bang the shit out of them they start getting teary eyed and say "why dont you make love to me anymore. this is just sex and fucking". Then you take your time and go slow and they want to be fucked. Jesus Christ. Women are mental disneylands. They are emotional roller coasters covered in skin and bones.

They lead to men doing this :smoker2: and :drink: and and :nohead:

 

[Journeyman]

Thats fcuking funny as well.

Do you really think that is funny? I don't find it funny, why is that funny? Not trying to be a dick, but what's funny about it?

 

[kingbill]

Remember this and you'll be fine

"Dating is for women you are already sleeping with"

 

[kingbill]

Drive me nuts, I really wish I didn't even need one.

Almost every one I meet I know 10 seconds into it I am not going to be interested, and THOSE are the ones who will go out of their way to try and make something happen with me...

The ones I want always turn out to be wacko and don't know what they want....it never fails, every time I meet one I really like they end up being a head case.

:nohead:

Simple...When you find one you want treat her like you treat the ones you don't want. Be yourself and don't care about the result, as soon as you do that you are putting the Pu$$Y on a pedistal and giving away all your status and once a woman knows a man is of lower status, she'll get bored.

 

[Journeyman]

Simple...When you find one you want treat her like you treat the ones you don't want. Be yourself and don't care about the result, as soon as you do that you are putting the Pu$$Y on a pedistal and giving away all your status and once a woman knows a man is of lower status, she'll get bored.

you could be right.

 

[kidslick]

women..........

this is all that should be said

<table dir="ltr" style="border-style: none;" class="PSLEVEL1GRID" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" cols="3"><tbody><tr valign="CENTER"><td class="PSLEVEL1GRIDEVENROW" align="left" height="14"> Garnishment-Child </td> <td class="PSLEVEL1GRIDEVENROW" align="right"> 701.00 </td> <td class="PSLEVEL1GRIDEVENROW" align="right"> 6,971.00 </td> </tr> <tr valign="CENTER"> <td class="PSLEVEL1GRIDODDROW" align="left" height="14"> Garnishment-Child </td> <td class="PSLEVEL1GRIDODDROW" align="right"> 350.50 </td> <td class="PSLEVEL1GRIDODDROW" align="right"> 2,296.59 </td> </tr> <tr valign="CENTER"> <td class="PSLEVEL1GRIDEVENROW" align="left" height="14"> Garnishment-Child </td> <td class="PSLEVEL1GRIDEVENROW" align="right"> </td> <td class="PSLEVEL1GRIDEVENROW" align="right"> 1,032.00</td></tr></tbody></table>

and you really think she uses all of that money on the 2 kids

fukkin cunt---

 

[viking611]

Was talking to a friend of mine about women this weekend...he brought up a good point.

99% of women hate themselves. So by some strange logic, they like guys who treat them like shit. The more of a prick you treat a girl, the better your chances of scoring are.

He also made another good point: being aggressive is crucial. If you are aggressive, they'll eventually do whatever you want. Solution: break a girl's jaw immediately when trying to hook up with her. At that point, she'll be demoralized and realized that she's gonna get fucked and there's no way around it, and won't resist anymore. Then she'll fall in love with you. Seriously.

99% of women are fucked up in the head. The good thing is they all look equally good with an omelette on their chin. And they're good for showing off sometimes...and they're also fun to beat the shit out of when you're bored and/or finished ejaculating. Or before ejaculating. Either way, a good time will be had.

thanks for the laugh...needed it after the cards lost me 590 tonight!

 

[Paterno]

Was talking to a friend of mine about women this weekend...he brought up a good point.

99% of women hate themselves. So by some strange logic, they like guys who treat them like shit. The more of a prick you treat a girl, the better your chances of scoring are.

He also made another good point: being aggressive is crucial. If you are aggressive, they'll eventually do whatever you want. Solution: break a girl's jaw immediately when trying to hook up with her. At that point, she'll be demoralized and realized that she's gonna get fucked and there's no way around it, and won't resist anymore. Then she'll fall in love with you. Seriously.

99% of women are fucked up in the head. The good thing is they all look equally good with an omelette on their chin. And they're good for showing off sometimes...and they're also fun to beat the shit out of when you're bored and/or finished ejaculating. Or before ejaculating. Either way, a good time will be had.

This has to be one of the funniest posts of the year. I cant stop laughing!

 

[HinesWard86]

women..........

this is all that should be said

<table dir="ltr" style="border-style: none;" class="PSLEVEL1GRID" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" cols="3"><tbody><tr valign="CENTER"><td class="PSLEVEL1GRIDEVENROW" align="left" height="14"> Garnishment-Child </td> <td class="PSLEVEL1GRIDEVENROW" align="right"> 701.00 </td> <td class="PSLEVEL1GRIDEVENROW" align="right"> 6,971.00 </td> </tr> <tr valign="CENTER"> <td class="PSLEVEL1GRIDODDROW" align="left" height="14"> Garnishment-Child </td> <td class="PSLEVEL1GRIDODDROW" align="right"> 350.50 </td> <td class="PSLEVEL1GRIDODDROW" align="right"> 2,296.59 </td> </tr> <tr valign="CENTER"> <td class="PSLEVEL1GRIDEVENROW" align="left" height="14"> Garnishment-Child </td> <td class="PSLEVEL1GRIDEVENROW" align="right"> </td> <td class="PSLEVEL1GRIDEVENROW" align="right"> 1,032.00</td></tr></tbody></table>

and you really think she uses all of that money on the 2 kids

fukkin cunt---

:lolBIG::lolBIG:

But seriously, if I wasn't so afraid of knives I would have castrated myself a long time ago

 

[brewers7]

99% of women hate themselves. So by some strange logic, they like guys who treat them like shit. The more of a prick you treat a girl, the better your chances of scoring are.

He also made another good point: being aggressive is crucial. If you are aggressive, they'll eventually do whatever you want.

Nothing funny about this part...It's about as true as it gets with some women...

The rest of SkinsRaj28's post was funny as shit and I was laughing my ass off, but the part above is pretty much right on the button with the women who are cock-sucking sluts out there...