this is my question also........just use youporn.com or youjizz.com.........next time shes serving a stint
Don't forget to clear the cookies and/or history since she likes to snoop around.
Sounds like your wife is pretty uptight and there's nothing you're going to be able to do about that.
Learn these phrases and practice some humility.
"Yes dear"
"You're right dear"
"Whatever you say dear"
"Can I draw you a bath dear"
Also, learn to cook very well. I get tons of brownie points from my wife when I cook the shit out of some food. Dessert especially. I even have her watching over my should as I play poker online, for free of course. But I think I'll have her letting me play in the .10/.25 rooms by the end of the summer.