Why do dudes walk around the gym lockeroom naked?

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You have issues. Worked out at my gym for 23 years and never even thought about another guys junk. Do what you have to do and get it done. I actually liked the free feeling going in the sauna naked, but I did sit on a towel. The best shave, bar none, is a dry shave after you start to sweat. Please do not knock the razor on the bench. clean it in your towel.

Also, the thing that really pissed me off is the guys who do not rinse the sink out when done shaving or brushing.
 

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Not talking about showering with other dudes here. I'm talking about me sitting on the bench tying my shoes or putting my bag in a locker and a 310 pound old man lumbering around the lockeroom butt naked with absolutely no care in the world. Guys like this will sit next to you naked and ask you about the weather or bend over with their ass in your face or whatever they just don't give a crap.
Unless he breaks into my house his best bet at flashing me is a saloon, where he would be beaten senseless with beer mugs.

Hell I even change shoes at the trunk of my car when at the golf course. I am not a homophobic but Im old and fat and do not want to display that to the world.
 

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That guy is everywhere.

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Yeah. I think he's related to Uncle Ted:

"Definition: A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An UNCLE TED makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees."
 

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The better question is, why do people at the gym call you bro or anywhere for that matter.

when did 'bro' make it's comeback, I'm not your bro you fucking asshole jockstrap

relax bro
 

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Steak works out. He´s just fuckin with you...

He even did the steroid thing.

And he walks naked around the gym, not just the bathroom.
 

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Now that I think about it do you know what else they do? They go in the sauna which is usually located adjacent to the lockeroom and they place their big ole' fat ass right on the bench and sit there naked for around 15-20 minutes.

I'm all for a good relaxing sit in the sauna but I can't sit around the campfire with 5 hotdogs swinging.
just think of all the shit thats in the air,that you cant see...i had a paid membership,and gave it up...couldnt stand the thought of breathin in all that saliva,snot,semen,sweat,puke,etc.......im not particular,but i like clean air...thats why i walk-jog outside,and lift weights under the trees and sunshine,in my yard.....a gym is one nasty fkn place...'keep the continue'
 

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I don't care for thye gym atmosphere either...I use to go to this pool it was filled with fat guys walking around the locker room naked....I think there is something to this actually....it got to the point I wouldn't even use the locker room , and let me tell you, leaving a pool in the middle of winter without a locker room was tough....fortunately it was very close to my house.

I will say this though, the gym atmosphere where I go these days is nothing likeit use to be , much more low key now.
 

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I used to love working out and then getting in my car, drive home and THEN take a nice hot bath in cleanliness. Maybe even get the loved one in the bath with me and have her clean my balls and give me a soaped up hand job after I flexed for her a few times.

Screw the locker room!!!!!

FI :toast:
 

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You have issues. Worked out at my gym for 23 years and never even thought about another guys junk. Do what you have to do and get it done. I actually liked the free feeling going in the sauna naked, but I did sit on a towel. The best shave, bar none, is a dry shave after you start to sweat. Please do not knock the razor on the bench. clean it in your towel.

Also, the thing that really pissed me off is the guys who do not rinse the sink out when done shaving or brushing.

You're exactly the dude I'm talking about. Why would you go in and sit naked in front of a bunch of strangers? Other dudes in the sauna don't want to see your johnson. I've been going to gyms for a long time and do mind my own business but it's real hard to ignore.
 

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if i was a pervert,homo,weirdo,etc...where would i go,if i wanted to see naked men,or wanted men to see me naked...where would i go,if i wanted men to watch me take a shower...lol..goin to one of those places,is no better,than takin a shower,in the fkn sewer.....'keep the continue'
 

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I used to love working out and then getting in my car, drive home and THEN take a nice hot bath in cleanliness. Maybe even get the loved one in the bath with me and have her clean my balls and give me a soaped up hand job after I flexed for her a few times.

Word! How can u take a shower barefeet in a bathroom when u know (cause you DO know) that the one who used it before was taking a leak just like you are right now.

:lolBIG:
 

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me and my workout buddy both bring our gym bags (with change of clothes) and work out, shower, get dressed and get in the car

saves $$$ on soap and shampoo plus you don't get the car filthy with all that mansweat
 

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nobody wants to see a "hog Shot".
 

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your right .......closet homos! and FAT to boot.


The homo crowd would let them in anyway......."They're to FAT!"
 

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