RANDAL reads a newspaper. An INDECISIVE CUSTOMER studies the
two rental choices she holds. She looks from one movie to
the other repeatedly.
INDECISIVE CUSTOMER
(attempting a solicit help)
They say so much, but they never
tell you if it's any good.
RANDAL hardly stirs and continues to read his paper. The
INDECISIVE CUSTOMER half turns to see if her comment was
even heard. She tries again, but this time with a different
approach.
INDECISIVE CUSTOMER
Are either of these any good?
RANDAL continues to read. The INDECISIVE CUSTOMER tries
harder, then louder and more direct:
INDECISIVE CUSTOMER
Sir!
RANDAL continues to read.
RANDAL
(flatly)
What.
The INDECISIVE CUSTOMER holds up her rental choices.
INDECISIVE CUSTOMER
(politely)
Are either of these any good?
RANDAL, as always, reads on.
RANDAL
(again, flatly)
I don't watch movies.
The INDECISIVE CUSTOMER is a tad flabbergasted, but not put
off.
INDECISIVE CUSTOMER
Well, have you heard anything about
either of them?
RANDAL does his level best to not get involved.
RANDAL
(reading)
No.
The INDECISIVE CUSTOMER challenges him.
INDECISIVE CUSTOMER
(in disbelief)
You've never heard anybody say
anything about either movie?
RANDAL (O.C.)
I find it's best to stay out of
other people's affairs.
INDECISIVE CUSTOMER
(with a new determination)
Well, how about these two movies?
(holds up the same two)
RANDAL continues to read his paper, not looking up.
RANDAL
They suck.
The INDECISIVE CUSTOMER smirks smugly at RANDAL and his
paper. She has caught him.
INDECISIVE CUSTOMER
I just held up the same two movies.
You're not even paying attention.
RANDAL
No, I wasn't.
INDECISIVE CUSTOMER
I don't think your manager would
appreciate...
RANDAL
(turning the page)
I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
INDECISIVE CUSTOMER
I beg your pardon!
RANDAL
(reading on)
Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to
trick me.
INDECISIVE CUSTOMER
(defending herself)
I only pointed out that you weren't
paying any attention to what I was
saying.
RANDAL
(turning page and reading)
I hope it feels good.
INDECISIVE CUSTOMER
You hope what feels good?
RANDAL
I hope it feels so good to be right.
There is nothing more exhilarating
than pointing out the shortcomings
of others, is there?
The INDECISIVE CUSTOMER wears a face that belies utter
disbelief in the audacity of this most lackadaisical video
clerk. The unmoving newspaper illustrates the total
disinterest of the news-hungry RANDAL. The INDECISIVE
CUSTOMER shakes her head in disgust and throws the movies
back onto the wall.
INDECISIVE CUSTOMER
(in a huff)
Well this is the last time I ever
rent here...
RANDAL
You'll be missed.
INDECISIVE CUSTOMER
(losing it altogether)
Screw you!
She storms out. RANDAL is offended. He hops over the counter
and whips the door open.
RANDAL
(calling after her)
You're not allowed to rent here
anymore!
RANDAL closes the door and stands there, momentarily,
totally appalled by her exiting remark, then shakes his head.
RANDAL
Screw me!
He reaches behind the counter and grabs a ring of keys.
Exiting, he locks the door behind him from the outside,
gives it a tug to ensure its security, and storms off in the
opposite direction from the woman.