That smug prick Dick Cheney. Take 5 deferments as a young man, and then promote endless war as an old man, while getting rich off of Haliburton's no-bid governmental war contracts. And, support anti-gay policies while having a lesbian daughter. The ultimate hypocrite.
Wouldn't it make more sense for you to go to him? No offense, but you seem to have more free time on your hands than he does.
The thread should have been "Who's the #1 Political Figure in History you'd like to fuck in the ass!" The thread would be full of Putin pics with his shirt off.