hahaha... long story short, posters from CR hate me (all but MikeB and ScottCarter)... They envy me cause I'm in shape and I attract hot 20 year old girls without my wallet or job description, most of them cant get ass without opening the wallet, and they get tired after 5min walks.
Also because they all suck NES's cock and NES's has a hard on for me.
Nes has done more for the orphans here along with Judge wapner and Viejo D than anyone down here. NES is a stand up dude. Sure your 20 year old little girls are impressed with your $200 dollar a week check you pull down for being a replaceable cog in the wheel at a sportsbook. Surprised you weren't fired after march madness. So glad we didn't hire you when you were begging around for another clerking position.