sir,when you were a lad,did you have dreams of being spanked with a 10.5 inch penis?...just curious because you choose to call yerself DICK..........did 'UNCLE JOHNNY' touch you when mommy and daddy were out in the yard drinkin wine?... lets discuss...........'keep the continue'If you mean funnier as in "who is more gay", I guess you will have to play Dick to Dick to find out. My money is on The Hog.