Who here has the youngest wife?

[Jack Herer]

You married a 19 year old girl at age 30? Fucking creep.

He's more of a role model than a creep.

 

[DennizdaMenace]

Is this an international poll?..Viejo Dinosaur has a 12 year old wife in Thailand

 

[MONDOGECKO]

Do any of you guys drive this car???

 

[MONDOGECKO]

 

[festeringZit]

You married a 19 year old girl at age 30? Fucking creep.

I was one month before my 30th birthday, and yes I did - proud
of it.

We're happily married 14 yrs later.

 

[MONDOGECKO]

I was one month before my 30th birthday, and yes I did - proud
of it.

We're happily married 14 yrs later.

Where u meet her, Chuck E. Cheese, wooo, No seriosuly how does a 30 year old meet a 19 year old, not like she wud be at the bar or anything?

 

[BronxCheer+]

18 for me

 

[N.I.B.]

My best friend got married @ 22..She was 30..now, 25 years later I ask him if he is gonna bring granny with him..

Speakin of granny..


Has anyone else noticed that the average American blond girl starts getting that "granny look" in their early 20`s?..or is it me

yep...18 1/2 now almost 27...lookz like a haggered nagger that started at 25...:smoking:

 

[N.I.B.]

Where u meet her, Chuck E. Cheese, wooo, No seriosuly how does a 30 year old meet a 19 year old, not like she wud be at the bar or anything?

at the bar is where i met the 18 1/2 year old super duper lunch bucket...:grandmais:coke::baba:

 

[festeringZit]

Where u meet her, Chuck E. Cheese, wooo, No seriosuly how does a 30 year old meet a 19 year old, not like she wud be at the bar or anything?

Ok. This one is a laugher. She was my ballet teacher.

No shit.

I had a friend who was really into martial arts. He told me that he
took up ballet in order to help his stretching and coordination. I
laughed my ass off - but then he convinced me to try it.

The rest is history.

 

[MONDOGECKO]

Ok. This one is a laugher. She was my ballet teacher.

No shit.

I had a friend who was really into martial arts. He told me that he
took up ballet in order to help his stretching and coordination. I
laughed my ass off - but then he convinced me to try it.

The rest is history.

Do me a favor, keep that shit to yourself.

hahah, ballet, I hope it really helped ur roundhouse kick. :grandmais

 

[bookie]

Husband and wife...

BEFORE MARRIAGE:

Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife - Do you want me to leave?
Husband - No! Don't even think about it.
Wife - Do you love me?
Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband - No! Why are you even asking?
Wife - Will you kiss me?
Husband - Every chance I get!
Wife - Will you hit me?
Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Wife - Can I trust you?
Husband - Yes.
Wife - Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.

 

[C.P.]

Do me a favor, keep that shit to yourself.

hahah, ballet, I hope it really helped ur roundhouse kick. :grandmais

:missingte:missingte:missingte

 

[WorldNumberOne]

14 mexican and pushing 3 bills

does she have a sister ?

 

[RobFunk]

Husband and wife...

BEFORE MARRIAGE:

Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife - Do you want me to leave?
Husband - No! Don't even think about it.
Wife - Do you love me?
Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband - No! Why are you even asking?
Wife - Will you kiss me?
Husband - Every chance I get!
Wife - Will you hit me?
Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Wife - Can I trust you?
Husband - Yes.
Wife - Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top.

:lolBIG:

Clever...

 

[festeringZit]

Do me a favor, keep that shit to yourself.

hahah, ballet, I hope it really helped ur roundhouse kick. :grandmais

Needless to say, I only stuck around for the ballet lessons
long enough to nab the teacher.

 

[Jack Herer]

You look damn good in a tutu. I can totally see why she fell in love with you.

Queer!!

 

[festeringZit]

You look damn good in a tutu. I can totally see why she fell in love with you.

Queer!!

Dang. You caught me...

 

[RoofTop]

Mines 23 and acts like my **** is made out of chocolate, Im a lucky MF'er.

She told me she is more fond of dark chocolate.

 

[hater]

18 for me

you serious?