Who here has been caught by the wife jerkin it?

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Had a buddy call me this morning and told me he couldn't sleep so he went downstairs to his favorite porn sites or whatever he watches, had the drawers to his ankles and he looked up and his wife was at the top of the stairs (maybe a little too much info from a buddy but still a good story).

She said "what the fuck are you doing" and he said "nothing." Classic...

Anyway she is pissed, storms off back to bed so he thinks I might as well finish. He said he was getting close and she yells down "You aren't going to fucking finish now are you!!!???"

Good stuff...



A Buddy HUH? Yea right....

PS I hope you were watching one of my movies....
 

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If any of this is true, your wife must be one sad woman. Any self-respecting female would be gone in a heartbeat.

Xpanda, you have to let some of these restrained married men have their little fantasy.
 

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Not exactly a "caught in the act story" but a related one.

Years ago in high school I knew this kid that was in a grade above me that had told a good one to a good friend of mine in my class.

Now this kids sister is smokin' hot. One night she was taking a bath and the door was cracked open a bit. He peeked through the cracks and got all horny and shit. So he ran to his bedroom and placed a napkin on his belly and when he came, it shot over the napkin and on to his upper chest.

To hear my friend tell this story just cracks me up every time. Marsh, is the nickname we've always called the kid in the grade higher, always did crazy shit all the time back in the day that would make kids that age laugh.
We had an away football game and Marsh had to take a shit. He found the opposing teams football shed and took a shit on their football dummies. Another time at our school supplies shed, he took a shit in a desk.

Marsh was never embarrased to talk about jerkin it or anything so I do believe the story about him jerkin it about his OWN sister.
 

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no husband for xpanda, though she had an offer in a classic thread here
 

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Never been caught...

but who here hasnt been caught and wishes they had?
 

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I banged her hundreds of times - we were just friends though - and it was not my mom

The composition of this sentence is amazing. Take this one single sentence out of its context and you've got arguably the greatest attention grabber in history. Well done, and congrats to you.
 

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If I was your wife I sure would be.


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Only because I wouldn't give you any. Now why don't you go make your husband some dinner or something.

If spooging on her face while she sleeps doesn't make your wife swoon, your wit and originality ought to do it.
 

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