Who here has been caught by the wife jerkin it?

[GoBlue34]

Had a buddy call me this morning and told me he couldn't sleep so he went downstairs to his favorite porn sites or whatever he watches, had the drawers to his ankles and he looked up and his wife was at the top of the stairs (maybe a little too much info from a buddy but still a good story).

She said "what the fuck are you doing" and he said "nothing." Classic...

Anyway she is pissed, storms off back to bed so he thinks I might as well finish. He said he was getting close and she yells down "You aren't going to fucking finish now are you!!!???"

Good stuff...

 

[crunch99]

If my friend told me that, I'd go find a new friend.

 

[WVU]

what an uptight prude. I am sure if she wanted it he would have given it to her instead.

 

[sean1]

Better question is why he is still with the wife...

Sean

 

[G.MONEY]

RR within 10 posts is my guess

 

[earl]

when caught by wife just have her come on down and sit on it and finish up inside her. perhaps a kinky and odd turn on for you both, no?

 

[HarryCaray]

My wife doesn't give a shit. She has caught me several times, and just laughs and calls me a pervert.

 

[WCBias]

My wife doesn't give a shit. She has caught me several times, and just laughs and calls me a pervert.

Better yet, my wife finishes the job orally! Of course, usually I just start pounding it out in bed while she is trying to sleep.

 

[mr21]

Better yet, my wife finishes the job orally! Of course, usually I just start pounding it out in bed while she is trying to sleep.

Is she awake or do you just insert it into her mouth when she's sleeping?:think2:

 

[burn_in_hell_Atta]

Jesus H, why even be with a cunt like that. I jerk off all over my wifes ass and and wherever else it lands, of course thats just to mix it up, and if Im watching porn then I might decide to smack one out but thats my call

Had a buddy call me this morning and told me he couldn't sleep so he went downstairs to his favorite porn sites or whatever he watches, had the drawers to his ankles and he looked up and his wife was at the top of the stairs (maybe a little too much info from a buddy but still a good story).

She said "what the fuck are you doing" and he said "nothing." Classic...

Anyway she is pissed, storms off back to bed so he thinks I might as well finish. He said he was getting close and she yells down "You aren't going to fucking finish now are you!!!???"

Good stuff...

 

[WCBias]

Is she awake or do you just insert it into her mouth when she's sleeping?:think2:

Depends if she wakes up!

 

[Addict101]

this is def. a fantasy of mine i intend to fulfill when i'm married. just wake up my significant other by pushing my cock in her mouth. amazing.

Sounds pretty legit to me...

 

[tkim11]

If I had a wife and she said some stupid shit like that...I would have unloaded my juice into a towel and just threw the towel on her face. Followed by would you have prefer me to stick it in your ear while u slept (grabbing my dick)?

 

[MrJ]

If she was my wife I'd stop putting out and grab some strippers.

 

[Alamorich]

Mine has laughed at me too........guess you have to have a rod to understand how much fun it is to rub it.

 

[Seymour]

I once lived with this girl and everytime I came home I would find her lying face down on her stomach rubbing her clit on my bed.

 

[MrJ]

to which you then proceeded to scream, "MOM!!!! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!!!"

:lol:

I was expecting something more like proceeding to slip it in...

 

[raidermattk]

I get caught at least weekly. I don't really care if she pisses me off sometimes i'll let loose on her face while she is sleeping. Onet time she didn't even wake up when I did it and could barely open her eyes the next day she was pissed.

 

[xpanda]

I get caught at least weekly. I don't really care if she pisses me off sometimes i'll let loose on her face while she is sleeping. Onet time she didn't even wake up when I did it and could barely open her eyes the next day she was pissed.

If any of this is true, your wife must be one sad woman. Any self-respecting female would be gone in a heartbeat.

 

[raidermattk]

If any of this is true, your wife must be one sad woman. Any self-respecting female would be gone in a heartbeat.

Are you gay?