Listen up you sick fucks, getting a finger in the ass by anyone is gay and for queers.
Just wait till you need an enema or your doctor wants to perform
a rectal exam on you. At the moment that is done to you you will
magicly turn "gay" just like millions of others when they went to
see their doctor. It is a conspiracy to make us all "queers". Of
course you never wipe yourself in that area, since your fingers
would be getting too close to your holy grail. And god forbid you
ever get an itch down there & are tempted to scratch it with a
finger or two. Beware of physicians who put something in it to
take your temperature. They are, undoubtedly, "gay". And we
can't have that! Just remember, it's ok for stuff to move
through it and cum out, but not to go in. At least not at the
same time! Duh!