You guys are comparing apples to oranges. On one hand
you have Enfuego who is married and has a kid and was able to
visit all these countries on the governments dime due to being
in the military. I would say that the majority of Enfuego's visits
to these countries were done with his wife and children and were
just really sightseeing trips with no wild stories involved. Pretty much
any military brat could have a list comparable to that.
On the other hand you have Seymour who is for sure not married
and is bankrolling these trips himself. His trips are totally different
from Enfuego's due to him being single and much more liberal with drugs
and alcohol than Enfuego. Enfuego's trips will be much more along the lines
of " went to London today with the family and saw Big Ben." Whereas
Seymour's will be like "used my Big Ben today in London and banged two
strippers in Buckingham Palace while I snorted blow off their
."
It just depends on which one you find to be a better life experience.
PS sorry for weird formatting and grammar. I get so flustered typing on a phone.