LOL@Pat ... was thinking I fit in with too many of them myself:
have a pony tail -- to my waist
Have an earing -- two in the right, three in the left
a mullet -- nope
a pinky ring -- yep. I am one of the only people I've ever seen who wears a silver pinky ring, instead of gold. It was one of the only decent gifts Mrs. Phaedrus #3 ever gave me in our time together. Nice inscription with an inside joeke to it.
Be fat with a big neck -- No, Phaedrus is lean and very slightly buff
nepolian like (short with big mouths) 6'3" but I'm sure a number of people here think I'm a bigmouth
Angelle, you left off tattoos and non-ear piercings.
Phaedrus