Small, firm are seriously underrated.
I actually agree here. Just heard this from a friend and figured the rubber room is the only place to share it:
"What's better than an 18 year old that looks like a 15 year old?
A 15 year old that looks like a 12 year old.
What's better than a 12 year old that looks like a 9 year old?
A 9 year old boy.
What's better than a 9 year old boy?
Nothing."
Ridiculous