My few critics can only dream of such an event and I'm sure even you wouldn't wish such on me
I'm pleased to be "jail free" since Nov 1, 1996 when I last walked out of the Irving TX city jail after sitting out a stack of unpaid municipal fines
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Though I should note that ya never know.
GoneButNotForgotten PoliticoPubster "JOE C" sent me a virulent email about ten days ago gravely warning me that "one of these days you're going to have to face the people you pester on the internet and it just might be ME"
heh
As if he'd ever leave Toronto to travel to Florida for a whiskey with The Barman
He further elaborated and repeated one of his oldest faux threats, which is that he had "contacted some friends at the Miami field office for the DEA" and given them copies of my many internet postings where I publicly acknowledge being a cannabis consumer.
"I know where you live and where you hang out..." he wrote.
TO which I suggested - in my short Reply email to "Mark Lanquel" - that maybe he oughta check Mapquest before ratting out this 1/2oz marijuana possessor to the DEA.
The Tampa field office is about 250 miles closer to the ol' Bar n Grill than is the Miami version. Surely when they put together their task force to come kick in my door at 3am before shooting The Fucking Poodle and finding my misdemeanor quantity of pot, they'd prefer to get their start from just across Tampa Bay rather than driving five hours north.
All I can figure is that to Canadians like "Joe C", all us Floridians look alike and live in the same trailer park.