This is hilarious...just last weekend I was in Cali and had to shit bad so I pulled into a B&N...I had to walk right by the check-out counter to get to the cans, which are right next to it. As I walked in I winked at the girl checkout counter....10 minutes later I reemerged, fully immersed in the glory of intestinal void, walked right by the same check-out girl and gave her another wink.
You say they sell books there?
Had been constipated for days. Read this thread and laughed so hard must have loosened things up. Thank you so much you sick bastards!....A cousin of mine shit in a crowded limo one time because his brother the driver would not pull over. Heard the ladies in their fine dresses were very impressed...
In any girls restroom. You go in there, just set off fireworks and all the chicks in there start freaking out. Then after you wipe vigorously till the point of bleeding, you leave some of that blood on the seat. Chicks are pretty nasty when it comes to bathroom etiquette with tampons and the like floating around, and on the floor. It is always nice to destroy the chicks restroom. Remember they have to use the stall wheter doing a #1, #2, or #3. Although I would bet the vast majority of guys on here squat and sit while peeing.
Another place is the Paris in Las Vegas. Right off the casino floor, you got a floor to ceiling wall. It's like your own little room. The echoing makes it sound 100 times worse than it really is.
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Another place is the Paris in Las Vegas. Right off the casino floor, you got a floor to ceiling wall. It's like your own little room. The echoing makes it sound 100 times worse than it really is.
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That is some funny shit!In any girls restroom. You go in there, just set off fireworks and all the chicks in there start freaking out. Then after you wipe vigorously till the point of bleeding, you leave some of that blood on the seat. Chicks are pretty nasty when it comes to bathroom etiquette with tampons and the like floating around, and on the floor. It is always nice to destroy the chicks restroom. Remember they have to use the stall wheter doing a #1, #2, or #3. Although I would bet the vast majority of guys on here squat and sit while peeing.
Another place is the Paris in Las Vegas. Right off the casino floor, you got a floor to ceiling wall. It's like your own little room. The echoing makes it sound 100 times worse than it really is.
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