Stupid bitch....
According to our calculations you should have died at 12:08 pm on Wednesday, June 29th 2005.
Your age at the time of death would have been 37 years old.
Which was 1105 days ago.
So what went wrong? Did you forget to show up? Have something more important to do?
Really, if you can't even make it to your own demise - what hope is there for you?
And no I don't what to hear any cracks about being Late for your own funeral!
It's obvious to me that you did not answer the questionnaire truthfully.
You'd better go back and do it again.