Whether the lyrics are intentionally stolen or not, they were originally written and performed by a Boston area band in the late 70's called "Human Sexual Response"
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And from the king of twisted lyrics Warren Zevon:
"I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect"
"If you don't leave me, I'll find somebody who will"
"He took Little Susie to the Junior Prom, excitable boy they all said
He raped her and killed her then he took her home, exitable boy they all said. After ten long years they let him out of the home, exitable boy
they all said. And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones,
Excitable boy they all said, well he's just an excitable boy."
"I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect"
"If you don't leave me, I'll find somebody who will"
"He took Little Susie to the Junior Prom, excitable boy they all said
He raped her and killed her then he took her home, exitable boy they all said. After ten long years they let him out of the home, exitable boy
they all said. And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones,
Excitable boy they all said, well he's just an excitable boy."
Kristofferson
Shandy
"All she could pay was attention so all they could take was her time"
Billy Dee
"Billy Dee was 17 when he turned 21
Foolin with some foolish things he could have left alone
But he had to try to satisfy a thirst he cound't name
Driven toward the darkness by the devils in his veins"
John Prine
Sam Stone
"Sam Stone came home, to his wife & family
After serving in the conflict overseas
And the time that he served, had shattered all his nerves
And left a little shrapnel in knees
But the morphine eased the pain
And the grass grew round his brain
And gave him all the confidence he lacked
With a purple heart and a monkee on his back"
Shandy
"All she could pay was attention so all they could take was her time"
Billy Dee
"Billy Dee was 17 when he turned 21
Foolin with some foolish things he could have left alone
But he had to try to satisfy a thirst he cound't name
Driven toward the darkness by the devils in his veins"
John Prine
Sam Stone
"Sam Stone came home, to his wife & family
After serving in the conflict overseas
And the time that he served, had shattered all his nerves
And left a little shrapnel in knees
But the morphine eased the pain
And the grass grew round his brain
And gave him all the confidence he lacked
With a purple heart and a monkee on his back"
Load up on guns, and bring your friends.
It's fun to lose and to pretend.
She's over bored and self assured.
Oh no, I know a dirty word.
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello.
With the lights out, it's less dangerous.
Here we are now, entertain us.
I feel stupid and contagious.
Here we are now, entertain us.
A mullato,
An albino,
A mosquito,
My libido.
Yeah!
Yay, yay!
I'm worse at what I do best,
and for this gift I feel blessed.
Our little group has always been,
and always will until the end.
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello
With the lights out, it's less dangerous.
Here we are now, entertain us.
I feel stupid and contagious.
Here we are now, entertain us.
A mullato,
An albino,
A mosquito,
My libido.
Yeah!
Yay,yay!
And I forget just why I taste,
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile.
I found it hard, it's hard to find.
Oh well, whatever, nevermind.
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Helo, hello, hello
With the lights, it's less dangerous.
Here we are now, entertain us.
I feel stupid and contagious.
Here we are now, entertain us.
A mullato,
An albino,
A mosquito,
My libido,
A denial,
A denial,
A denial,
A denial,
A denial,
A denial,
A denial,
A denial,
A denial.
It's fun to lose and to pretend.
She's over bored and self assured.
Oh no, I know a dirty word.
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello.
With the lights out, it's less dangerous.
Here we are now, entertain us.
I feel stupid and contagious.
Here we are now, entertain us.
A mullato,
An albino,
A mosquito,
My libido.
Yeah!
Yay, yay!
I'm worse at what I do best,
and for this gift I feel blessed.
Our little group has always been,
and always will until the end.
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello
With the lights out, it's less dangerous.
Here we are now, entertain us.
I feel stupid and contagious.
Here we are now, entertain us.
A mullato,
An albino,
A mosquito,
My libido.
Yeah!
Yay,yay!
And I forget just why I taste,
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile.
I found it hard, it's hard to find.
Oh well, whatever, nevermind.
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Helo, hello, hello
With the lights, it's less dangerous.
Here we are now, entertain us.
I feel stupid and contagious.
Here we are now, entertain us.
A mullato,
An albino,
A mosquito,
My libido,
A denial,
A denial,
A denial,
A denial,
A denial,
A denial,
A denial,
A denial,
A denial.
