What's your favorite one-liners from songs?

[GoSooners]

These are just off the top of my head:

"I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die"
-Johnny Cash- (I walk the line)

"I walked 47 miles of barbed wire, I use a cobra snake for a necktie"
-Bo Diddley-(who do you love)

"She never lost her head, even when she was giving head"
-Lou Reed-(walk on the wild side)

"I got my mind on my money, and my money on my mind"
-Snoop Dogg-(gin and juice)

"We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee"
-Merle Haggard-(Okie from Muskogee)

"Just rap your legs round these velvet rims, and strap your hands across my engines"
-Bruce Springsteen-(Born to run)

"Shaft..he's a bad mutha fuc..just talkin' bout Shaft..And we can dig it"
Isaac Hayes (Theme from Shaft)

"This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no foolin around"
Talking Heads (Life during wartime)

"I know your name is Rita, because your perfume's smelling sweeta"
-Faces (Stay with me)

"Change your shorts, change your life, change into a 9 year old Hindu boy get rid of your wife"
-Tom Waits- (Step right up)

"I'm a runnin' down the road trying to loosen my load, I got 7 women on my mind"
-The Eagles- (Take it easy)

 

[FatTony]

"In my dream, I was drowning my sorrows, but my sorrows...they learned how to swim."

Until the end of the world- U2

 

[bigtendominator]

Tempted by the fruit of another

 

[KidKash]

"i wanna fuck you like an animal"-nine inch nails

"i wanna be jackie onasis, i wanna wear a pair of dark sunglasses, i wanna be jackie oooo please dont die"-rage against the machine

"as the sun goes down and my gang grows bigger, how many bitches wanna fuck this n!gg@ named snoop"-snoop dogg

"i jack my lumber baby, since my chainsaw you"-jackyl

"alchohol'n ass pour another drink in my glass"-hellyeah

to name a few

 

[TomGshotput]

Pussy got bank in her pocket before she got dick in her drawers

 

[JaBrady]

"bikini bottons underneath, but the boys hearts still skip a beat, when those girls shimmy off, those old cutoffs" Kenny Chesney - Summertime

 

[hosnatcher]

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks- Snoop Dogg

I like fat girls that weigh 215, with low self-esteem cause its easier to get the p ussy- Tha Alkaholiks

All I wanted was a pepsi- Suicicidal Tendencies

 

[BadCo]

I don't love me no one woman so I can't stay in Ga. long

 

[mookaldook28]

"feet hanging out the window jock my shoe game cuz all my kicks fly like Lou Kang" or

"I'm ballin, you just Eric Dampier dawg. I'm dirty I get my Bill Lambier on"

"My flow's crazy I aint too sane, but I am the shit and you're just poop stains"

"I'm a fucking shame huh, yea I know yea I know. I go out the country to get all my clothes and my hoes. I go out my way just to get my dro and my dough cuz I love it more than I love my hoes yes I does"

"I'm the man in this bitch, they say money talks well I'm the ventrilaquist.....boy I'm more cooler than a fan and a mint and when I'm done this track will need a couple bandages. I be with savages and I'm above average. I'm a crazy ass star like a fucking asterik. You niggas can't see me I'm on my casper shit. Running so much game I fucking run and lap a bitch. The club like a grocery, I just bag a bitch. And you know I'm gonna score like Deion after picks."

"I bet that I can do the mouth to mouth with your woman. My house is a dungeon. Yellow diamond ring looking like a little funyun. Stand on my toes you can call me Paul Bunyon. I'm switchin up my flows like a nigga do construction. The microphone wet because my words are like seduction. And when we on the jet you don't come up in the discussion. And if you say you're ballin we probably don't trust ya. And I know plenty freaky hoes that probably won't fuck ya. Even if ya pay em' boy they probably won't fuck ya."

 

[VIEJODINOSAUR]

I got sunshine on a cloudy day....Temptations

Pappa was a rolling stone..wherever he laid his hat was his home...Temptations

 

[FuriousDrew]

"I'm lookin' California...but feelin' Minnesota..."

Soundgarden - Outshined

 

[$tinky]

"I dont like small cars or real big women, but somehow I always find my self in'em" Kid rock

 

[Syklone]

"God takes care of old folks and fools, while the devil takes care of making all the rules" - He Got Game by Public Enemy

 

[BadCo]

Plucked his eyebrows along the way
shaved his legs now he was she
and said hey man take a walk on the wild side

 

[5starbomb]

Last night I saw you in my dreams, Now I can't wait to go to sleep.

This life, is all a dream, an my real life starts when I go to sleep.

My m-m-m-m Mama

 

[BadCo]

Black girls just want to get fuucked all night but I just don't have that much jam

 

[artiesliver]

"Take my advice at any price a gorilla like your mother is mighty weak"
--Beastie Boys

 

[krk1030]

"I’m talkin’ to the lord and I’m askin’ him for forgiveness
Just for kickin’ niggas out the club like Michael Richards"

 

[GreenDoberman]

Kanye:



You know how long I've been on ya?
Since prince was on Apollonia
Since OJ had Isotoners
Don't act like I never told ya

 

[psih]

Haha classic Crash Test Dummies - Just Shoot Me, Baby

I'm a fat old man, sweatin' and huffin'
A gin in my hand and your pretty little muffin
Right here next to me