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also the staples, ''i'll be back'' ... ''do you
feel lucky?'' etc.
also the staples, ''i'll be back'' ... ''do you
feel lucky?'' etc.
The Big Lebowski
Jesus: You ready to be fvcked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fvck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your arse and pull the fvcking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus: You said it man. Nobody ****s with the Jesus.
Jesus: You ready to be fvcked man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fvck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your arse and pull the fvcking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus: You said it man. Nobody ****s with the Jesus.
I believe in the soul, cock, pussy, the smell of a womens back, the hanging curve ball, high fivers, good scotch, that the novels of susan sontag were nothing but self indulgent over rated crap. I believe lee harvey oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core porn, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve. And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft wet kisses that last 3 days.
Crash Davis
Bull Durham
Crash Davis
Bull Durham
Wesley: "To the pain" means the first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists, next your nose.
Humperdink: And then my tongue, I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
Wesley: I wasn't finished! The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right.
Humperdink: And then my ears, I understand! Let's get on with it!
Wesley: WRONG! Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shreik of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out "dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish. Wallowing in freakish misery forever.
Humperdink: And then my tongue, I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
Wesley: I wasn't finished! The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right.
Humperdink: And then my ears, I understand! Let's get on with it!
Wesley: WRONG! Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shreik of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out "dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish. Wallowing in freakish misery forever.
Big Lebowski..
Lebowksi:"No..I still jerk off manually"
Scarface..
Manolo:"I thought, I thought you said to say you was in a sanitarium"
Tony:"I told you to say you was in Sanitation!"
Alex Sosa:"Tony, I'll only say this only once, don't ever, ever cross me!"
tHE gOOD, tHE bAD, tHE uGLY..
Tuco:"When it's time to shoot..shoot..don't talk!"
Tuco:"Blondie, you know what you are, just the greatest son of a(ahahahah..wahwahwah!)"
Full Metal Jacket..
Vietnamese Hooker:"Too bookoo..soul brother..too bookoo"
Rounders..
Mike McDermott:"You can't lose what you don't put in the middle"
Mike McD:"Before long, we fall back into our old routine, like Pearl & Frazier.."
TEDDY KGB:"Check, check, check..he trick me..nyet nyet..pay dat man his money..he beat me fair & square"
Judge Petrovski:"What choice?..our destiny chooses us"
On The Waterfront.."Coulda been a contenduh speech"
Sixteen Candles..
Long Duck Dong:"Au-toe-mobiillle?..lake..big lake..no more yangee my twangee..Donguh need food!"
This Band Of Brothers..
Closing narration:
"From this day, to the ending of the world
We in it shall be remembered
We happy few, we Band of Brothers;
For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother."
~ Quote from Henry V
The Natural..
Hobbs:"Don't bet on it"
Gus Sands:"I already have Slugger"
Good Morning Vietnam.."Traffic on the Ho Chi Minh Trail skit" & "You may be in more dire need of blowjob, than anyone I've ever met"
Eight Men Out..
Hap Felsch:"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
The Holy Grail..
Scene 4 The Black Knight
BLACK KNIGHT:
Aaaagh!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Aaagh!
GREEN KNIGHT:
Ooh!
[King Arthur music]
[stab]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Aagh!
GREEN KNIGHT:
Oh!
Ooh! Uuh.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Aaaagh!
BLACK KNIGHT and GREEN KNIGHT:
Agh!, oh!, etc.
GREEN KNIGHT:
Aaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah!
[woosh]
[BLACK KNIGHT kills GREEN KNIGHT]
[thud]
[scrape]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Umm!
[clop clop clop]
ARTHUR:
You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
[pause]
I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
[pause]
I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot.
[pause]
You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
[pause]
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT:
None shall pass.
ARTHUR:
What?
BLACK KNIGHT:
None shall pass.
ARTHUR:
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Then you shall die.
ARTHUR:
I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT:
I move for no man.
ARTHUR:
So be it!
ARTHUR and BLACK KNIGHT:
Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]
ARTHUR:
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT:
'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR:
A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT:
No, it isn't.
ARTHUR:
Well, what's that, then?
BLACK KNIGHT:
I've had worse.
ARTHUR:
You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Come on, you pansy!
[clang]
Huyah!
[clang]
Hiyaah!
[clang]
Aaaaaaaah!
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]
ARTHUR:
Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
BLACK KNIGHT:
Hah!
[kick]
Come on, then.
ARTHUR:
What?
BLACK KNIGHT:
Have at you!
[kick]
ARTHUR:
Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR:
Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Yes, I have.
ARTHUR:
Look!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Just a flesh wound.
[kick]
ARTHUR:
Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Chicken!
[kick]
Chickennn!
ARTHUR:
Look, I'll have your leg.
[kick]
Right!
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Right. I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR:
You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT:
Come here!
ARTHUR:
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT:
I'm invincible!
ARTHUR:
You're a looney.
BLACK KNIGHT:
The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's last leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR:
Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
[This message was edited by Horseshoe on April 15, 2004 at 03:31 AM.]
Lebowksi:"No..I still jerk off manually"
Scarface..
Manolo:"I thought, I thought you said to say you was in a sanitarium"
Tony:"I told you to say you was in Sanitation!"
Alex Sosa:"Tony, I'll only say this only once, don't ever, ever cross me!"
tHE gOOD, tHE bAD, tHE uGLY..
Tuco:"When it's time to shoot..shoot..don't talk!"
Tuco:"Blondie, you know what you are, just the greatest son of a(ahahahah..wahwahwah!)"
Full Metal Jacket..
Vietnamese Hooker:"Too bookoo..soul brother..too bookoo"
Rounders..
Mike McDermott:"You can't lose what you don't put in the middle"
Mike McD:"Before long, we fall back into our old routine, like Pearl & Frazier.."
TEDDY KGB:"Check, check, check..he trick me..nyet nyet..pay dat man his money..he beat me fair & square"
Judge Petrovski:"What choice?..our destiny chooses us"
On The Waterfront.."Coulda been a contenduh speech"
Sixteen Candles..
Long Duck Dong:"Au-toe-mobiillle?..lake..big lake..no more yangee my twangee..Donguh need food!"
This Band Of Brothers..
Closing narration:
"From this day, to the ending of the world
We in it shall be remembered
We happy few, we Band of Brothers;
For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother."
~ Quote from Henry V
The Natural..
Hobbs:"Don't bet on it"
Gus Sands:"I already have Slugger"
Good Morning Vietnam.."Traffic on the Ho Chi Minh Trail skit" & "You may be in more dire need of blowjob, than anyone I've ever met"
Eight Men Out..
Hap Felsch:"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
The Holy Grail..
Scene 4 The Black Knight
BLACK KNIGHT:
Aaaagh!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Aaagh!
GREEN KNIGHT:
Ooh!
[King Arthur music]
[stab]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Aagh!
GREEN KNIGHT:
Oh!
Ooh! Uuh.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Aaaagh!
BLACK KNIGHT and GREEN KNIGHT:
Agh!, oh!, etc.
GREEN KNIGHT:
Aaaaaah! Aaaaaaaaah!
[woosh]
[BLACK KNIGHT kills GREEN KNIGHT]
[thud]
[scrape]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Umm!
[clop clop clop]
ARTHUR:
You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
[pause]
I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
[pause]
I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot.
[pause]
You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
[pause]
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT:
None shall pass.
ARTHUR:
What?
BLACK KNIGHT:
None shall pass.
ARTHUR:
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Then you shall die.
ARTHUR:
I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT:
I move for no man.
ARTHUR:
So be it!
ARTHUR and BLACK KNIGHT:
Aaah!, hiyaah!, etc.
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]
ARTHUR:
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT:
'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR:
A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT:
No, it isn't.
ARTHUR:
Well, what's that, then?
BLACK KNIGHT:
I've had worse.
ARTHUR:
You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Come on, you pansy!
[clang]
Huyah!
[clang]
Hiyaah!
[clang]
Aaaaaaaah!
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]
ARTHUR:
Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
BLACK KNIGHT:
Hah!
[kick]
Come on, then.
ARTHUR:
What?
BLACK KNIGHT:
Have at you!
[kick]
ARTHUR:
Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR:
Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Yes, I have.
ARTHUR:
Look!
BLACK KNIGHT:
Just a flesh wound.
[kick]
ARTHUR:
Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Chicken!
[kick]
Chickennn!
ARTHUR:
Look, I'll have your leg.
[kick]
Right!
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Right. I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR:
You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT:
Come here!
ARTHUR:
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT:
I'm invincible!
ARTHUR:
You're a looney.
BLACK KNIGHT:
The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's last leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR:
Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT:
Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
[This message was edited by Horseshoe on April 15, 2004 at 03:31 AM.]
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sammy the sage:
I believe in the soul, cock, pussy, the smell of a womens back, the hanging curve ball, high fivers, good scotch, that the novels of susan sontag were nothing but self indulgent over rated crap. I believe lee harvey oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core porn, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve. And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft wet kisses that last 3 days.
Crash Davis
Bull Durham<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
sammy,
i remember that!!! that was a good one. i think susan suranden almost came when he said that!~
I believe in the soul, cock, pussy, the smell of a womens back, the hanging curve ball, high fivers, good scotch, that the novels of susan sontag were nothing but self indulgent over rated crap. I believe lee harvey oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core porn, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve. And I believe in long, slow, deep, soft wet kisses that last 3 days.
Crash Davis
Bull Durham<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
sammy,
i remember that!!! that was a good one. i think susan suranden almost came when he said that!~
Wil da man!
Here's the whole thing.
Terry Malloy: It wasn't him Charley, it was you. Remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and you said "Kid this ain't your night. We're going for the price on Wilson." You remember that? "This ain't your night"! My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart! So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one way ticket to Palooka-ville? You was my brother Charley, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short-end money.
Charley Malloy: Oh I had some bets down for you. You made some money.
Terry Malloy: You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been someone Charley, instead of a bum, which is what I am, lets face it. I'm a bum. It was you Charley.
Here's the whole thing.
Terry Malloy: It wasn't him Charley, it was you. Remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and you said "Kid this ain't your night. We're going for the price on Wilson." You remember that? "This ain't your night"! My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart! So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one way ticket to Palooka-ville? You was my brother Charley, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short-end money.
Charley Malloy: Oh I had some bets down for you. You made some money.
Terry Malloy: You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been someone Charley, instead of a bum, which is what I am, lets face it. I'm a bum. It was you Charley.
