What's the worst job you can have?

[ClipJoint]

How about WNBA snatch licker ??

I think that is already in the player contracts that they service each other.

 

[kingbill]

What about the guy who has to clean the sumo wrestlers loin clothes...I also heard the champions had a guy to wipe their ass for them. I'd assume that would be a pretty shitty job...

 

[Valuebets]

The worst job I ever had was selling newspaper subscriptions door to door in the housing projects of Toronto.
It was January, I had a shave head. I'm a really White MF.
The moment that made me quit on the spot was when I Knocked on a front door and licked my lips to start talking and at the same moment a gust of wind whipped by and froze the spit on my lips.
A Large black man answered the door and gave me a "What the fuck are you doing in this neighborhood" Look
I needed to eat so I went it to my sales pitch but my lips were frozen.
I sounded like Mushmouth "I w-w-w-w-wud, Li-li-li-li-lik to sewl u a pappuh"
Did I mention I looked like a skinhead? White, Shaved head, black pants and jacket?
The very large black man gave me 10 seconds to "Get the Fuck Outta..."
and I was done...

:lolBIG: , fucking hilarious. For me it was being a part time mormon missionary, I was young and naive, I actually thought I can convert one person a day. What I didn't know was that I was a fucking chinese boy trying to convert people in the southern part of Virginia. Everyone thought I was fucking delivering chinese food hno: .

 

[Buster]

i would have to say a nurse for a paraplegic.they have to literally pull the shit out of their patients each day.

 

[levistep]

Those guys that work for the state make good money. Get all the benefits you can imagine and a pension. I don't think it would be that bad if you had a radio and T.V.

They do have a radio and Tv, it isn't that bad.

The worst job I ever had was selling newspaper subscriptions door to door in the housing projects of Toronto.

It was January, I had a shave head. I'm a really White MF.

The moment that made me quit on the spot was when I Knocked on a front door and licked my lips to start talking and at the same moment a gust of wind whipped by and froze the spit on my lips.

A Large black man answered the door and gave me a "What the fuck are you doing in this neighborhood" Look

I needed to eat so I went it to my sales pitch but my lips were frozen.

I sounded like Mushmouth "I w-w-w-w-wud, Li-li-li-li-lik to sewl u a pappuh"

Did I mention I looked like a skinhead? White, Shaved head, black pants and jacket?

The very large black man gave me 10 seconds to "Get the Fuck Outta..."

and I was done...

The black people around here are nice, but step into the city...

 

[xpanda]

My first job was pretty bad. Literally, slinging horseshit. Three bucks an hour for chrissakes. Yech.

Though I imagine being a street hooker in downtown Detroit is a fuckuvalot worse.

 

[xpanda]

I'm a really White MF.

I have no idea why, but I always thought you were black.

Are you from the Jane and Finch area? Or am I confusing you with another poster?

 

[kingbill]

I have no idea why, but I always thought you were black.

Are you from the Jane and Finch area? Or am I confusing you with another poster?

Are you stereotyping posters now just because I like Hip hop? :thumbsup:

I used to hang out in the corridor with friends and "business" associates. Looking back, hanging out in J&F by choice was a f'n stupid idea.

 

[kingbill]

Oh I watched the White Rapper show for the first time tonight on Much More Music, you were right, I loved it. Is it just me or are a couple of those kids retarded?

 

[xpanda]

You know what I think it was? You had a conversation in poli with someone about the plight of black youth in urban areas and you talked about Jane and Finch. The way you spoke of the issue, it sounded like you had a lot of first-hand knowledge. So I assumed.

Fwiw, I love hip hop, too, and you won't find anyone whiter than me. Except maybe my dad.

Thanks for the reminder of TWS. Going to watch it on timeshift in a few mins. How about the guy with the mohawk/bandana??? He's my favourite, in that trainwreck sorta way.

 

[Ironman_8]

Are you stereotyping posters now just because I like Hip hop? :thumbsup:

I used to hang out in the corridor with friends and "business" associates. Looking back, hanging out in J&F by choice was a f'n stupid idea.

FWIW, I had my doubts about your race as well. Its because you respect Hip Hop. Then again you gave it away when you said you couldnt rap. :missingte


But to answer the question, I would have to say anyone having to nurse anyone that cannot clean themselves.

 

[kingbill]

First hand witness to the plight of black youth in TO I guess would be a better way, though I lived a pretty negative existence until I moved west.

I think I got a thing for that little G girl freak.
John brown and Jus Ryhme they have a weird homo-erotic thing going on.

 

[Ironman_8]

First hand witness to the plight of black youth in TO I guess would be a better way, though I lived a pretty negative existence until I moved west.

I think I got a thing for that little G girl freak.
John brown and Jus Ryhme they have a weird homo-erotic thing going on.

You have a thing for that G child? Ewwwwww. I thought Misfit could get it.

I have the tracks for everybody off of the show that they had to do before getting on the show. I'll try to link it up tomorrow .

 

[kingbill]

She reminds me of a girl I dated in high school, freaky crazy and could kick my ass. Misfit is bad...actually watching the show makes me reconsider whether I can actually spit or not.

 

[Ironman_8]

She reminds me of a girl I dated in high school, freaky crazy and could kick my ass. Misfit is bad...actually watching the show makes me reconsider whether I can actually spit or not.

Kingbill, one of the hottest songs out is this is why I'm hot by M.I.M.S. This song has zero lyrical skills.

Vida Guerra (yes, HER) has a rap album out dissing the Game http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/news/id.5047/title.vida-guerra-raps-it-up-with-game

So yes I'm pretty sure you can spit.

Here's Alanis Morrisette's "My Humps" sad but yet funny

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