What's the most fucked up shit you've eaten high?

[5starbomb]

I ate my pet moray eel when I was stoned to the bejesus belt after it died in homage to it. When I was 19 I lived in a full on party house. We were stoned half the time and drunk the other half , We had all the parlor games there , pool table , fooseball , dart board , sega genesis and our pinnacle - the salt water aquarium. We had trigger fish , a grouper , a puffer , a clown fish , some scum suckers and of course - The Moray eel - which we fed gold fish too and watched in delight as the big beast would hunt down his pray and devour ruthlessly. We would feed it dead shrimp also. One summer during a torrid heat wave and temperatures topping 100+ for multiple days straight , we realized it was impossible to keep the salt water aquarium at the proper temperature of 79-84 degrees ... well even with giant blocks of ice in the tank eventually the fish started floating to the top and finally even ol' eeely was the last to go. Well not too worry my Good buddy , an aspiring chef , Kevin Ostrander was quick to pooint out. He then fileted the eel up , put some butter on a pan and fried it up ... we broke out the bong and smoked on down before we ate the little guy ... ( could have used some lemon ... )

Have you ever heard of Air Conditioning? It is pretty nice to have!

 

[RupertPupkin]

Maybe you missed part where I said I was 19 .... living in a party house. AC ?? I don't think so ... , The only AC I knew was Al Cowlings.

 

[CrocodileHunter]

Two pounds of smoked salmon at four in the morning, after a night of hard tequila drinking. Tummy hurt pretty good the next day.

Raoul: try adding about two ounces of Coke to your drink, plus a half ounce or so of Khalua. Not bad, if you can take the sweet.

No need to put the coke in your drink.

Just snort it!!!!!!!

 

[dinger]

never mistake wasabi for guacamole at 4am when your shit faced. I learned the hard way. I also knew some idiot i used to work with who ate half a package of uncooked bacon and ended up in the hospital.

 

[billhill999]

taco bell

Dude !
What the fuck were you thinking?

 

[fucnluc]

never mistake wasabi for guacamole at 4am when your shit faced. I learned the hard way. I also knew some idiot i used to work with who ate half a package of uncooked bacon and ended up in the hospital.

Haha, uncooked bacon. Damn he must have been FUCKED UP.

 

[kid44]

Another college event. My cuz had a roommate who was into things I had never heard of. Well, after a night out my cuz comes home to see his roommate passed out on the back porch. In his mouth was a half eaten raw brat with a whole chain of them laying on the floor back to an open fridge crisper door. I will have to get the pic.

 

[roach23]

i wasn't high or fucked up but i was running late this morning so for breakfast i had 4 slices of bacon and a bowl of apple sauce. not exactly the the best combo but it did the trick.

 

[steaktartar]

i wasn't high or fucked up but i was running late this morning so for breakfast i had 4 slices of bacon and a bowl of apple sauce. not exactly the the best combo but it did the trick.

if the bacon was raw and the applesauce homemade you would be the winning story by daylight

 

[ChugsMcGee]

I've probably ate some worse things sober but...

The dog knocked the last piece of tombstone pizza (bad enough in itself) off the counter top. and I don't think he was neccessarily licking it though eyewitnesses say different...but needless to say I won the battle for the last piece of pizza.

 

[ILMW]

Drunk or on drugs, even if it was delicious at the time.

So high, I just made some chicken with tabasco sauce and dipped it in cream cheese, CREAM CHEESE. It was fucking delicious, but I'm going to wake up with a stomach ache.

I ate more pot one time, one bread with jelly, did not go down well.

 

[TTinCO]

I made an Ice Cream Sandwich with wonderbread

Ice cream sandwiches used to be my #1 choice in high school. oh yeah, there was one time that I decided a head of lettuce was the answer. It was half eaten by the time that I got to the checkout lane & the chick just looked at me a smiled. I was on the verge of a giggle fit, so I had to race like a raped ape to get the hell out of that store.

 

[TTinCO]

Got high once in college and couldn't find any food laying around so instead went for a bowl of dog food cereal. :smoking:

:lol: WINNER!!!!!!

 

[bullets]

Pissed on my kitchen table once. Then I went back to the garage to go back to sleep. Had no idea where I was.

What was the question?

 

[ca$hmoney]

Had a drunk college roommate who found a craw fish in a puddle on our front lawn. He threw it on a frying pan for about 3 seconds (literally) and put it on a piece of bread with ketchup. After taking a bite while laughing has ass off, he had all the guts and shit dripping out of his mouth. We took a look at the rest of the sandwich and there was all this green stuff hanging out.

The good ol days!