What's the best lotion/lube for jerking off?

[TOOTIGHT]

Just learn to suck your own cauk like this guy!!!

 

[X-Files]

Corn oil...for those who like it for an hour or more at a time.

KY & saliva dry up too fast.

Though KY is useful for the butt plug.

 

[MIMS]

Corn oil...for those who like it for an hour or more at a time.

KY & saliva dry up too fast.

Though KY is useful for the butt plug.

Well that should just about do it for this thread

 

[Hookandcrook+]

FTW

What is that short for?

 

[WVU]

fuck the what

 

[MIMS]

fuck the what

How do I apply for moderator positions?

 

[Oren1]

Milk. It's easy to clean, doesn't smell, and no harsh chemicals. :lol:

 

[MIMS]

Milk. It's easy to clean, doesn't smell, and no harsh chemicals. :lol:

Oren:

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[nctarheelfans]

Just dip it in Crisco

 

[goodcall]

 

[quantumleap]

Baby oil. But maybe that's just me. Every time I smell that stuff it reminds me of the backrubs I've had from my girls and the "happy ending" I get at the end.

By the way, this guy's hand is jerking off, not giving the thumb's up:

 

[PatPatriot]

Use this on your dipstick.You'll never go back to transmission fluid.

 

[Kornholio]

Coke will work for anything

 

[mlfp]

Jerk off in to your hand, then use that to jerk off with.

 

[ShaneFalco]

Jerk off in to your hand, then use that to jerk off with.

:monsters-
Chicken or the egg?

 

[TheCableGuy]

I figured I'd enlist the advice of my Rubber Room brothers on this one.

I've tried Jergens and most recently, this Vaseline with aloe stuff...both get the job done, but I'm wondering if there's something better out there, some insane stuff that I'm missing out on.

Or better yet, somebody just buy and send me a bottle of some of that ill shit.

Thanks in advance.

Obvious you need to masturbate since your a broke joke and cant afford to take out a lady, Pay your debts stiff

 

[steaktartar]

Obvious you need to masturbate since your a broke joke and cant afford to take out a lady, Pay your debts stiff

look toots......i dont like sitffs but if you read his post (from eog..im sure you've heard of them) he will pay..........did you buy his service and you are pissed cause you cant pay?.........let it out i want to hear your story not skins'

 

[quinnsft34]

Really is a solid thread that even NES and Burninhellatta can appreciate, I think.

 

[wilheim]

For the record - exact match.

Matching IP Addresses
5 star bomb 67.176.xxx.xxx
sportsguy23 67.176.xxx.xxx
TheCableGuy 67.176.xxx.xxx
Zonker 67.176.xxx.xxx



wil.

 

[Devilwoman]

Matching IP Addresses
5 star bomb 67.176.xxx.xxx
sportsguy23 67.176.xxx.xxx
TheCableGuy 67.176.xxx.xxx
Zonker 67.176.xxx.xxx



wil.

Daaaaamn!!! :missingte