What's the best lotion/lube for jerking off?

[SkinsRaj28]

I figured I'd enlist the advice of my Rubber Room brothers on this one.

I've tried Jergens and most recently, this Vaseline with aloe stuff...both get the job done, but I'm wondering if there's something better out there, some insane stuff that I'm missing out on.

Or better yet, somebody just buy and send me a bottle of some of that ill shit.

Thanks in advance.

 

[Kornholio]

why would you need a lotion or lube? That just seems weird. Just whack it and be done. Big enough mess as it is.

 

[royboy_3831]

great strategery, you are now a lock to win the masterbation poll.



btw, icy hot is the way to go... spice things up a bit

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Korn, I actually never tried using lotion until about half a year ago. Trust me, it makes the experience much better. At least I think so.

royboy, I actually thought about the irony of creating this thread just hours after that other one, but I can assure you that this wasn't a ploy of any sort. I think you know me on the Rx well enough to know that I don't care about winning a poll or any shit like that.

Fact is, I spank it once a day if possible, maybe once every two days. I'm guessing that's about average, nothing out of the ordinary. A friend of mine routinely spanks like 2-3 times a day, which I think is insane.

And without porn, I think I'd kill myself.

I don't think I'm man enough to try that icy hot shit. Thanks for the suggestion, though.

 

[Harvey Dent]

nooooo to icy hot

 

[JakeT.]

tears

 

[royboy_3831]

Korn, I actually never tried using lotion until about half a year ago. Trust me, it makes the experience much better. At least I think so.

royboy, I actually thought about the irony of creating this thread just hours after that other one, but I can assure you that this wasn't a ploy of any sort. I think you know me on the Rx well enough to know that I don't care about winning a poll or any shit like that.

Fact is, I spank it once a day if possible, maybe once every two days. I'm guessing that's about average, nothing out of the ordinary. A friend of mine routinely spanks like 2-3 times a day, which I think is insane.

And without porn, I think I'd kill myself.

I don't think I'm man enough to try that icy hot shit. Thanks for the suggestion, though.

yeah i was bs'n...



tears burn jake

 

[TheBrainiac]

 

[fivedoorsdown]

i really figured you'd be in the cocoa butter bunch

 

[whalewager]

lava soap..used it since i was a kid working on the farm

 

[billhill999]

Prison lube.

 

[Hookandcrook+]

Try a girl, it's much better.

 

[MIMS]

Try a girl, it's much better.

FTW

 

[CaptainMorgan]

Hair conditioner is pretty good stuff, plus whacking in the shower = no mess.

 

[steaktartar]

you kids got it good...old days good old fashioned spit is all we had

 

[djmatt]

stop looking at me swan
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[Timetopay]

a picture of Tonya Harding is all I need

 

[Aeshun1]

Hair conditioner is pretty good stuff, plus whacking in the shower = no mess.

ALways has been the best for me but on occasion a lil gets in and burns for minute..But hands down best lubricant with NO viscosity breakdown..(you pros know what I mean.) Nothing worse than getting there but the combination of heat and friction uses up the slickness?

Damn sounds like 10-30 wgt oil but true.. The cheaper the conditioner the better because less chemicals..:toast:

 

[Mopisgood]

a picture of Tonya Harding is all I need

:lol:

 

[$tinky]

ky jelly or astro glide