What would you do in this situation ?

[Dave007inVegas]

I just didn't expect this situation.

I have a plan now, I'll write my digits down on a piece of paper, hit her line at same day and time next week and slip it to her, if the store is even open ?

[FONT=Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Calibri,Geneva,sans-serif]C'mon man. Look her in the eye and say you want to do the dance without pants.

The worst thing that can happen is she laughs at you.

On the other hand she may just surprise you and jump your bones.

Nothing ventured nothing gained.[/FONT]

 

[StevieRay]

Me 3. Best sex I ever had. But the baggage becomes annoying after awhile.

Jekyll today, Hyde tomorrow.

Been there also. Sex is great but the crazy overcomes

 

[MrBetitall]

What do you mean "now Im free" were you in jail or something?
If you're asking which one to pork, simple the one with the biggest

 

[HacheMan]

I walk into a grocery store , that isn't my regular store, haven't actually been there in probably 2 months or so

I'm walking by the exit sides of the registers and an old familiar female voice calls out my name. !

Her name is Lindsey, she moved to Philadelphia like a year ago maybe 2 years ?, she wasn't exactly a girlfriend but we often got off the bus at the same time and would walk and hold hands, embrace, even kiss... I may have been technically separated at the time.

She's like 20 years younger than me, tall, thin and like an 8

I don't know what she sees in me, but I want her badly, now !

I couldn't embrace her because she was running a cash register

Then 3 or so registers down this girl , Ashley that I've known for like 7+ years greets me, she's very pretty about 33 , but totally off limits, a bit of mental disorder going on, in the Vista program, kind of afraid of crossing the street by herself

That's one you can't take !

Lindsey isn't Vista, just Goofy and fun and about the age of my daughters !

I want this chick, now that I'm free and she's back !

My wife of 7yrs is 18yrs younger than I am

Women are different & have different preferences

She chased me for 2yrs with me turning her down because of the age difference until she finally convinced me fully that it wasn't important to her

 

[Enfuego]

My wife of 7yrs is 18yrs younger than I am

Women are different & have different preferences

She chased me for 2yrs with me turning her down because of the age difference until she finally convinced me fully that it wasn't important to her

Over the last few days, I've received emails from everyone about Covid to include 7-11, Lego, Victoria Secret, Verizon etc.

Where's my goddamn email from the RX Hache?

 

[Dave007inVegas]

My wife of 7yrs is 18yrs younger than I am

Women are different & have different preferences

She chased me for 2yrs with me turning her down because of the age difference until she finally convinced me fully that it wasn't important to her

[FONT=Verdana,Tahoma,Arial,Calibri,Geneva,sans-serif]Kudos you lucky bastard. [/FONT]

 

[brendanjack]

Kudos you lucky bastard.

+1 my wife ages like day old guacamole

 

[exploited17]

As to Lindsey , I'll have to catch her at another time, circumstances not correct to capture her presumably new digits, not at a cash register at Stop& Shop when she's working

As to Ashley... that's forbidden territory, she's like 34 or so, afraid of her own shadow, scared to cross the street alone, etc.

You can't touch that anymore than you'd hit a 13 year old girl
You protect and help these people, not rape them, however it is a shame to let this rot !

I will not be the one to pop her assumed cherry .

I have an idea of what they'd do to me in prison for sexually molesting such a girl.

You guys encourage me to do that as well !

Lindsey is what I want, she's fun, goofy, the age of my daughters, but she doesn't care about things like that

It would be a lot easier to hook up with her if every fucking thing wasn't closed !

Hey Babe, you wanna come over my house and watch TV, I've got 5,000 channels and a 12 pack of TP!

She's not underage. You do realize if all guys think like you(even though you believe you are doing the right thing) they would be dooming her to a life of being alone. If you don't like her not sure why you even mentioned it. Just saying. Everyone needs someone

 

[Michelangelo]

The woman "likes you" and you need some special plan to ask her out? You knew her before?

"Hey. was thinking. You seeing anybody? How about if we get together to catch up?"

If she's interested that's all you need. You don't need any tricks. Or number slips. Man up. It's simple stuff. Women like "men".

 

[festeringZit]

My wife of 7yrs is 18yrs younger than I am

Women are different & have different preferences

She chased me for 2yrs with me turning her down because of the age difference until she finally convinced me fully that it wasn't important to her

Nice, mine is 11 years younger than me