What would you do in this situation ?

[Doug]

I walk into a grocery store , that isn't my regular store, haven't actually been there in probably 2 months or so

I'm walking by the exit sides of the registers and an old familiar female voice calls out my name. !

Her name is Lindsey, she moved to Philadelphia like a year ago maybe 2 years ?, she wasn't exactly a girlfriend but we often got off the bus at the same time and would walk and hold hands, embrace, even kiss... I may have been technically separated at the time.

She's like 20 years younger than me, tall, thin and like an 8

I don't know what she sees in me, but I want her badly, now !

I couldn't embrace her because she was running a cash register

Then 3 or so registers down this girl , Ashley that I've known for like 7+ years greets me, she's very pretty about 33 , but totally off limits, a bit of mental disorder going on, in the Vista program, kind of afraid of crossing the street by herself

That's one you can't take !

Lindsey isn't Vista, just Goofy and fun and about the age of my daughters !

I want this chick, now that I'm free and she's back !

 

[RenoChazz]

So what's the question? You want to hit it, but afraid of getting locked down in a long quarantine with her?

 

[festeringZit]

Exactly... what is the question?

 

[brendanjack]

At the time of a national emergency think a distraction like that is fucking awesome . Come on Lloyd get on the bus with the lotion

 

[X-Files]

Maybe get a phone number or two & or email for "future considerations" in person, bodily? ;

 

[stock07]

What Xfiles said...

Get the digits man!

 

[Seymour]

What's the question? she's interested in pegging u and ur not sure it's ur wheelhouse?

 

[REDEYE]

bit confused here

 

[Salsantorre]

Go home and do some self flagellation.

 

[TimmyRules]

Invite her over....say, bring whatever you want from the store for a good time!

Maybe she brings face mask, gloves and :condon:dbanana0-9:lolBIG:

 

[Cheddar]

Buy the Cheetos, go home and turn on some porn

 

[rwjr]

Dude ...... seriously ? COME ON MAN , first off I'd go after Ashley ..... it's the crazy ones that will turn your world upside down buddy ( I know cause I'm in love with a schizophrenic )

 

[Doug]

Ashley is clearly off limits, likely a virgin !

That would be statutory rape !

I couldn't do Ashley any more than a 13 year old girl !

She's so innocent and sweet, like afraid to cross the street by herself.

I couldn't do her in good conscience !

I can't stoop that low !

Honestly I've considered it, just can't do it

Lindsey is more my speed

 

[Doug]

Dude ...... seriously ? COME ON MAN , first off I'd go after Ashley ..... it's the crazy ones that will turn your world upside down buddy ( I know cause I'm in love with a schizophrenic )

She's not really legal, old enough, but not mentally all there.

I just can't do her !

It ,to me would be way too close to rape

 

[michael777]

Dude ...... seriously ? COME ON MAN , first off I'd go after Ashley ..... it's the crazy ones that will turn your world upside down buddy ( I know cause I'm in love with a schizophrenic )

Me too! Bi-polar woman for me,what a NUT!!

 

[Bruins4Life]

What's the question? she's interested in pegging u and ur not sure it's ur wheelhouse?

He is afraid it is the epicenter of his wheelhouse lmao.

 

[Doug]

As to Lindsey , I'll have to catch her at another time, circumstances not correct to capture her presumably new digits, not at a cash register at Stop& Shop when she's working

As to Ashley... that's forbidden territory, she's like 34 or so, afraid of her own shadow, scared to cross the street alone, etc.

You can't touch that anymore than you'd hit a 13 year old girl
You protect and help these people, not rape them, however it is a shame to let this rot !

I will not be the one to pop her assumed cherry .

I have an idea of what they'd do to me in prison for sexually molesting such a girl.

You guys encourage me to do that as well !

Lindsey is what I want, she's fun, goofy, the age of my daughters, but she doesn't care about things like that

It would be a lot easier to hook up with her if every fucking thing wasn't closed !

Hey Babe, you wanna come over my house and watch TV, I've got 5,000 channels and a 12 pack of TP!

 

[Doug]

I just didn't expect this situation.

I have a plan now, I'll write my digits down on a piece of paper, hit her line at same day and time next week and slip it to her, if the store is even open ?

 

[SmallDaddy]

Nah. That cowardly move only works in the movies.

If she gotta make the first move, many women wouldnt do that.

Sack up and tell her you would love (insert idea (like coffee, or catch up). with her

 

[Dave007inVegas]

Me too! Bi-polar woman for me,what a NUT!!

Me 3. Best sex I ever had. But the baggage becomes annoying after awhile.

Jekyll today, Hyde tomorrow.