when she was on Cheers - she was HOT! she looked like the kind of woman who was open to sex in any input she had - and was a great lay.
now she looks like she went on a "seefood" diet.
she SEES the FOOD andf she eats it.
i hear that she is In-N-Out's best customer 3 years in a row. next march they are gonna hold the L.A. marathon by running around her 1 time - since it is close to 26.2 miles anyway.
so she wants/likes ex. how is the guy supposed to find the spot to please her down there!? giving it to her doggie style would cause her ass to wiggle so much CalTech earthquake people would have it register on the Richter Scale.
now she looks like she went on a "seefood" diet.
she SEES the FOOD andf she eats it.
i hear that she is In-N-Out's best customer 3 years in a row. next march they are gonna hold the L.A. marathon by running around her 1 time - since it is close to 26.2 miles anyway.
so she wants/likes ex. how is the guy supposed to find the spot to please her down there!? giving it to her doggie style would cause her ass to wiggle so much CalTech earthquake people would have it register on the Richter Scale.
Even when she wasn't fat on Cheers, she had "I'm going to be fat" written all over her.
Show me a pleasurably plump gal who is 10 pounds too heavy at 30, I'll show you a gal at 40 whose husband just cannot believe is the same woman.
Gosh. What did you think was going to happen, guy? American women (and most men) are astonishly good at making bad life choices and compromising their bodies. By age 40, if you don't eat somewhat right, and be somewhat active, it's lights out.
Show me a pleasurably plump gal who is 10 pounds too heavy at 30, I'll show you a gal at 40 whose husband just cannot believe is the same woman.
Gosh. What did you think was going to happen, guy? American women (and most men) are astonishly good at making bad life choices and compromising their bodies. By age 40, if you don't eat somewhat right, and be somewhat active, it's lights out.
OK time to bring out the your momma is so fat...
She is so fat...
When she swims in the ocean greenpeace boats protect her.
When she walks on the sidewalk she does not step over cracks, she makes her own.
She makes airline reservations by row, not seat.
In order for her to be weighed accurately, she visits the truck stop.
She has more Chins than a San Francisco phone book.
When rides the bus she cannot sit in back because the front wheels become airborn.
She sat on a rainbow and made a million skittles.
If you looked under her dress, you would Goodyear tattooed on her side.
She has a tatoo on each ass cheek, wide-load.
You could float her in the Macy's Thanksgiving parade behind bullwinkle.
When she backs up she starts beeping.
She must go to a sail shop to buy dresses.
While at the zoo a hippo tried to mount her.
She does not have a mailing address, she has her own zip code.
She has put every buffet in her neighborhood out of business.
They are considering her to be the tenth planet in our solar system.
The elevator warning says 30 persons or one Kirstie Alley.
Her new fast food joint is called Burger Queen.
Her new diet requires eating lard out of the can.
If she stood in front of you it would simulate a solar eclipse.
She does have a new endorsement, the Michelen woman.
When she gets out of her pool, the water drops two feet.
When she jumps in, she causes a flash flood.
She is the new Miss Spamloaf.
She stepped on the treadmill, it read Tilt.
When they make Tennessee Tuxedo the movie, she is set as Chumly.
She has a new franchise of big womens store. Sows r us.
She just starred in a new porno, too fat to f---.
She is the new Morbid Obesity poster child.
Best Wsihes...OF
She is so fat...
When she swims in the ocean greenpeace boats protect her.
When she walks on the sidewalk she does not step over cracks, she makes her own.
She makes airline reservations by row, not seat.
In order for her to be weighed accurately, she visits the truck stop.
She has more Chins than a San Francisco phone book.
When rides the bus she cannot sit in back because the front wheels become airborn.
She sat on a rainbow and made a million skittles.
If you looked under her dress, you would Goodyear tattooed on her side.
She has a tatoo on each ass cheek, wide-load.
You could float her in the Macy's Thanksgiving parade behind bullwinkle.
When she backs up she starts beeping.
She must go to a sail shop to buy dresses.
While at the zoo a hippo tried to mount her.
She does not have a mailing address, she has her own zip code.
She has put every buffet in her neighborhood out of business.
They are considering her to be the tenth planet in our solar system.
The elevator warning says 30 persons or one Kirstie Alley.
Her new fast food joint is called Burger Queen.
Her new diet requires eating lard out of the can.
If she stood in front of you it would simulate a solar eclipse.
She does have a new endorsement, the Michelen woman.
When she gets out of her pool, the water drops two feet.
When she jumps in, she causes a flash flood.
She is the new Miss Spamloaf.
She stepped on the treadmill, it read Tilt.
When they make Tennessee Tuxedo the movie, she is set as Chumly.
She has a new franchise of big womens store. Sows r us.
She just starred in a new porno, too fat to f---.
She is the new Morbid Obesity poster child.
Best Wsihes...OF
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rogerdodger:
The sad part is that people in here would still hit it.....
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how can we "hit it" when we can't find it - or get anywhere near "it"? if i lifted that much lard i'd be afraid of it coming back down to hit me and knock me out.
also - while hot babes smell niiiiiiiice down there - you gotta think kirstie smells of rotten cheese or 4 day old pizza. how is she possibly able to groom that area. i'm willing to guess ben wallace has less hair on his head then she has down there!
The sad part is that people in here would still hit it.....
how can we "hit it" when we can't find it - or get anywhere near "it"? if i lifted that much lard i'd be afraid of it coming back down to hit me and knock me out.
also - while hot babes smell niiiiiiiice down there - you gotta think kirstie smells of rotten cheese or 4 day old pizza. how is she possibly able to groom that area. i'm willing to guess ben wallace has less hair on his head then she has down there!
WOW ! She looked OK in Cheers, those early photos, she was HOT ! Now ( 50 ?) pretty bad !
I like the Barbara Eden type (Jeannie ) , looked great then, looked great 10-20 years later (for her age ), still looks great (for her age ). She must be 65-70 now !
Kirstie like that PMOY broad that got fat, married the old billionaire, took his money, now has TV show. I can't remember her name, my brain is locked-up now, you guys know who I mean !
One of the most disgusting things I ever saw , was Roseanne dressed as Jeannie, on an episode of her show !
Doug
I like the Barbara Eden type (Jeannie ) , looked great then, looked great 10-20 years later (for her age ), still looks great (for her age ). She must be 65-70 now !
Kirstie like that PMOY broad that got fat, married the old billionaire, took his money, now has TV show. I can't remember her name, my brain is locked-up now, you guys know who I mean !
One of the most disgusting things I ever saw , was Roseanne dressed as Jeannie, on an episode of her show !
Doug
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DougJ:
WOW ! She looked OK in Cheers, those early photos, she was HOT ! Now ( 50 ?) pretty bad !
I like the Barbara Eden type (Jeannie ) , looked great then, looked great 10-20 years later (for her age ), still looks great (for her age ). She must be 65-70 now !
Kirstie like that PMOY broad that got fat, married the old billionaire, took his money, now has TV show. I can't remember her name, my brain is locked-up now, you guys know who I mean !
One of the most disgusting things I ever saw , was Roseanne dressed as Jeannie, on an episode of her show !
Doug<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Anna Nicole Smith? You couldn't remember her? Yep, you've got serious brain-lock.
She just lost 60 pounds. Looking good again. But she is still an absolute moron.
WOW ! She looked OK in Cheers, those early photos, she was HOT ! Now ( 50 ?) pretty bad !
I like the Barbara Eden type (Jeannie ) , looked great then, looked great 10-20 years later (for her age ), still looks great (for her age ). She must be 65-70 now !
Kirstie like that PMOY broad that got fat, married the old billionaire, took his money, now has TV show. I can't remember her name, my brain is locked-up now, you guys know who I mean !
One of the most disgusting things I ever saw , was Roseanne dressed as Jeannie, on an episode of her show !
Doug<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Anna Nicole Smith? You couldn't remember her? Yep, you've got serious brain-lock.
She just lost 60 pounds. Looking good again. But she is still an absolute moron.
