What is the best first line of a song?

[shdw01]

"Old man, turned 98, he wont he lottery, and died the next day"

"Grandma got run over by a reindeer"

"I aint got no motherfucking friends. Thats why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker"

"She's got a smile, that it seems to me, reminds of childhood...memories"

"His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.....there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti"

"RISING UP, back on the street. Did my time, took my chances. Went the distance now I'm back on my feet, just a man and his will to survive"

 

[StevieRay]

I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison

 

[bilbal]

Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand....whose wine? what wine? where the hell did I dine???

 

[slapshot]

People say I'm no good, and crazy as a loon

 

[NFLTrends]

You used to get it in your fishnets, Now you only get it in your nightdress

 

[MikeB]

"Two trailer park girls go round the outside, Round the outside, round the outside..."-Eminem

Without me

 

[cloverleaf]

A worried man with a worried life, don't want him in front of me or anywhere behind.
Bob Dylan

Sometimes I don't know where this dirty road's taking me, sometimes I can't see the reason why.
Townes Van Zandt

Well I woke up Sunday morning with no way to hold my head that didn't hurt.
Cris Kristofferson

 

[GoSooners]

I pulled into Nazareth, was feelin' about half past dead

 

[BigAltheShoeman]

Guess I got what I deserved.

- "Baby Blue"

 

[JudgeWapner]

I saw her standin' on her front lawn just twirlin' her baton
Me and her went for a ride sir and ten innocent people died

 

[Salsantorre]

"We'll have another round of drinks bartender. Would you please take all the empties away" Pure Prarrie League

 

[Salsantorre]

"Old man look at my life I'm a lot like you were"

 

[GoSooners]

Busted flat in Baton Rouge waiting for a train, and I'm felling nearly as faded as my jeans.

 

[HamGlaze]

Mama's got a squeeze box

 

[EverFresh]

Gold Coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
Sold in the market down in New Orleans
Scarred old slaver knows he's doin' all right
Hear him whip the women just around midnight

Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good
Brown Sugar, just like a young girl should

 

[Acebb]

Hello there, my old friend
Not so long ago it was til the end​

 

[$tinky]

Please allow me to introduce myself

 

[Shub]

Somebody wake me I'm dreamin, I started as a seed the semen
Swimmin upstream, planted in the womb while screamin
On the top, was my pops, my momma screamin stop
From a single drop, this is what they got

 

[Shub]

It was all a dream
I used to read Word Up magazine
Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine

 

[StevieRay]

The beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad
So I had one more for dessert