Not kidding chicks srnd you a message to chat or 'add' them and next thing you know you're burying the baldy fella.
hey q. i use the browse function and then u send a girl a message and u start chatting...its incredible..if i didnt have my kids 5 nites a week i could get laid 4-5 times a week by different women...no joke...im limited to fri and sat nites but its all good...
Kind of like going to any decent bar, except in a bar you get to look before you buy.
hey q. i use the browse function and then u send a girl a message and u start chatting...its incredible..if i didnt have my kids 5 nites a week i could get laid 4-5 times a week by different women...no joke...im limited to fri and sat nites but its all good...
Kind of like going to any decent bar, except in a bar you get to look before you buy.
are you guys kiddin' me with thinking, "dude" is corny ? i think the only reason you might feel that way is because you don't know the right context to use it in.
"dude" is the perfect segue into a story of drunken debauchery, the perfect segue into a description of a horrific accident you may have witnessed or some other incredible event. it's a perfect one word response another guy that has just F'd up royally.... DUDE. WTF !!!
i cannot imagine not saying that word. I am 39 and I used it all through college and right on through today in the right context.
maybe you're hearing it from a dweeb at the office as part of a lame story day after day. I dunno. maybe that same sweeb says "cuz" or "home slice" and it just doesn't fit.
again i say... if dude makes you think "gay"... i have no idea where the F you're hearin it.
try telling the 1993 philadelphia phillies that word is gay.
"dude" is the perfect segue into a story of drunken debauchery, the perfect segue into a description of a horrific accident you may have witnessed or some other incredible event. it's a perfect one word response another guy that has just F'd up royally.... DUDE. WTF !!!
i cannot imagine not saying that word. I am 39 and I used it all through college and right on through today in the right context.
maybe you're hearing it from a dweeb at the office as part of a lame story day after day. I dunno. maybe that same sweeb says "cuz" or "home slice" and it just doesn't fit.
again i say... if dude makes you think "gay"... i have no idea where the F you're hearin it.
try telling the 1993 philadelphia phillies that word is gay.
Surest sign someone is gay..... admitting they dream about being tall, dark, handsome and wealthy and then denying they're gay.... dead giveway.
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Tanning.
Under no circumstances should a hetrosexual male go to a tanning salon.
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I tan.
What can i say, i like looking sexy. Its amazing what you can do when you are tall, dark, and handsome with a muscular build.
Alot of the answers on here will be ripping on anything metrosexual when the truth of it is the guys that rip on that just don't get it. A girl doesn't want some balding fatfuck in a ripped T shirt.
But you have $$, so that helps also. imagine being tall ,dark, and handsome with money, oh yeah, thats my dream. Thats why guys like tom brady and all of these other young but rich guys can get anything they want.
By the way, i also use anti-wrinkle cream. haha. rip away. But i assure you fellas, I'm not gay
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Throw in admitted steroid and anti-wrinkle cream use and you're probably talking total flamer. :missingte
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Tanning.
Under no circumstances should a hetrosexual male go to a tanning salon.
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I tan.
What can i say, i like looking sexy. Its amazing what you can do when you are tall, dark, and handsome with a muscular build.
Alot of the answers on here will be ripping on anything metrosexual when the truth of it is the guys that rip on that just don't get it. A girl doesn't want some balding fatfuck in a ripped T shirt.
But you have $$, so that helps also. imagine being tall ,dark, and handsome with money, oh yeah, thats my dream. Thats why guys like tom brady and all of these other young but rich guys can get anything they want.
By the way, i also use anti-wrinkle cream. haha. rip away. But i assure you fellas, I'm not gay
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Throw in admitted steroid and anti-wrinkle cream use and you're probably talking total flamer. :missingte
Surest sign someone is gay..... admitting they dream about being tall, dark, handsome and wealthy and then denying they're gay.... dead giveway.
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Tanning.
Under no circumstances should a hetrosexual male go to a tanning salon.
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I tan.
What can i say, i like looking sexy. Its amazing what you can do when you are tall, dark, and handsome with a muscular build.
Alot of the answers on here will be ripping on anything metrosexual when the truth of it is the guys that rip on that just don't get it. A girl doesn't want some balding fatfuck in a ripped T shirt.
But you have $$, so that helps also. imagine being tall ,dark, and handsome with money, oh yeah, thats my dream. Thats why guys like tom brady and all of these other young but rich guys can get anything they want.
By the way, i also use anti-wrinkle cream. haha. rip away. But i assure you fellas, I'm not gay
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Throw in admitted steroid and anti-wrinkle cream use and you're probably talking total flamer. :missingte
Think I'm gay?
Go get your GNC products and get a bowflex..
I am from Oregon, which is anti-california. You don't say dude in Oregon....or didn't back in the day.
I moved to San Diego with a bunch of friends after we graduated high school. We all swore up and down we would never say "dude". We were hunters...fisherman...we wore levi 501's,, the same pair everyday for 5 years. Unfortunately our vow lasted less than a year of partying in Pacific Beach. We all lived in the same house and seriously, it became...Dude...whassup dude, dude, pass the joint...dude, grab me a beer. We didn't even call each other by name anymore. We laugh at how it became an integral part of our vernacular.
I'm 41, and still use the word, primarily with same group of friends. I hate it, it just comes out. Also say "man" alot...i.e., thanks man....But I refrain from dawg and werd and most hip-hop related gangsta terms unless jokingly.
So I guess I'm only half gay. But I blame it on living at the beach for 20 years.
GAY/CORNY:
tight shirts
dancing to techno music in yoru car
having an avatar of your girlfriend to show off to a bunch of degenerates
having your name painted on your car.
gelling your hair and then fucking with it till it looks perfectly messy
NOT GAY BUT IDIOTS IN THIS THREAD SAID WERE GAY:
bowling (are you serious??)
karaoke (this is fun and quite hilarious considering 90% of men and women can't sing)
riding shotgun while your wife/girlfriend drives (another stupid suggestion. i'd rather ride shotgun and sleep or talk rather than have to pay attention and drive. unless you're driving a porche or some other very fast car this suggestion is gay)
dancing (i'm actually not much of a dancer, but in college the quickest way to get laid at a bar/party was to start dancing with the chicks on the dance floor. doing something that gets you laid is not gay.)
tight shirts
dancing to techno music in yoru car
having an avatar of your girlfriend to show off to a bunch of degenerates
having your name painted on your car.
gelling your hair and then fucking with it till it looks perfectly messy
NOT GAY BUT IDIOTS IN THIS THREAD SAID WERE GAY:
bowling (are you serious??)
karaoke (this is fun and quite hilarious considering 90% of men and women can't sing)
riding shotgun while your wife/girlfriend drives (another stupid suggestion. i'd rather ride shotgun and sleep or talk rather than have to pay attention and drive. unless you're driving a porche or some other very fast car this suggestion is gay)
dancing (i'm actually not much of a dancer, but in college the quickest way to get laid at a bar/party was to start dancing with the chicks on the dance floor. doing something that gets you laid is not gay.)
Surest sign someone is gay..... admitting they dream about being tall, dark, handsome and wealthy and then denying they're gay.... dead giveway.
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Tanning.
Under no circumstances should a hetrosexual male go to a tanning salon.
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I tan.
What can i say, i like looking sexy. Its amazing what you can do when you are tall, dark, and handsome with a muscular build.
Alot of the answers on here will be ripping on anything metrosexual when the truth of it is the guys that rip on that just don't get it. A girl doesn't want some balding fatfuck in a ripped T shirt.
But you have $$, so that helps also. imagine being tall ,dark, and handsome with money, oh yeah, thats my dream. Thats why guys like tom brady and all of these other young but rich guys can get anything they want.
By the way, i also use anti-wrinkle cream. haha. rip away. But i assure you fellas, I'm not gay
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Throw in admitted steroid and anti-wrinkle cream use and you're probably talking total flamer. :missingte
Maxy that is some funny shit :lolBIG:
