what does a girl mean

[barman]

Tell her, "I bet life would be more peaceful if you had a boyfriend who not only can drive your car safely, but he also can give you toe-curling head"

Then report back to this here thread with her response.

 

[OnWisconsin]

Odds that The Friend is really SDawg

YES -700
No +500

d1g1t

no, no, no, it's my loser friend. he texted me a while ago and said he was setting his sights on the chunky girl at best buy. he said he decided it was a bad sign if a chick was already talking about a wrecked car. last thing he wants is to find himself getting calls at odd hours to take her some where. i told him it wouldn't be a bad trade-off, just make sure to get the "friends with benefits" package instead of just the "friends" ticket.

 

[hippieki11er]

i stopped reading after the thread title.

 

[barman]

no, no, no, it's my loser friend....blah blah blah blah...okay you guys busted me....I'll figure this out on my own

You're welcome! Come back anytime you need Deep Relationship Advice

:drink:

 

[doubledeuce22]

i stopped reading after the thread title.

 

[OnWisconsin]

my friend says thank you, and as a sign of his gratitude he would like to offer this advice:

don't get your heart broke by the girl in the liqour store drive thru window. it makes it harder to get drunk and be happy