It's a secret but pubguy's mom calls my stick the 'Divining Dong'. I'm quite embarrassed actually, and we only had that one night together. One was enough for me: it's terribly difficult to wash off the stench of failure and desperation.
Anyhoo, the cooky maude still calls me up, flustered as a crackwhore gone too long without her fix. Stevie, she says, Stevie when you and my Divining Dong coming over. I need you. My life is nothing without you. Ehh, I don't have time for all this. I'm shooting a flick in Manitoba and have better babes to bone. So pubguy, do me a favor, and tell your mom she's gonna have to find someone else to screw her in her wheelchair.
Anyhoo, the cooky maude still calls me up, flustered as a crackwhore gone too long without her fix. Stevie, she says, Stevie when you and my Divining Dong coming over. I need you. My life is nothing without you. Ehh, I don't have time for all this. I'm shooting a flick in Manitoba and have better babes to bone. So pubguy, do me a favor, and tell your mom she's gonna have to find someone else to screw her in her wheelchair.
