No joke, some years ago I was at a party and there was this Indian (native) kid all drunk. He was very wound up and out of control and decided to take a flying leap off a kitchen table into a crowd of would be party-goers, sort of Jimmy Superfly Snuka style. Problem was, he screamed 'Geronimo' two or three times alerting the crowd, which parted as he was in the air and he landed face first on the floor and was I think knocked out for a few minutes. Upon his landing, one of the guys I was with said very loudly "See what happens when you give those Injuns firewater" and we laughed until we cried.
