Many moons ago I worked at a store that sold whippets to restaurants for whip cream dispensers. The Grateful Dead was in town for a 3 day concert All these dead heads in dreads, tye dyed shirts and smelling from no baths for days would come in and buy them by the box full and claim they were with so and so Bbq joint and were running specials on all their pies with homemade whip cream. Lol. Owner realized what was going on and said we needed to take off the shelf I said heck no we need to quadruple the price. We did and we still couldn't keep on shelves. They would have them out in the car leaving parking lot hooking up to some type balloon contraption and releasing from balloon and sucking it out before getting out of lot. Haha
K....so I'm up at Penn State staying with a friend in his dorm room....after s Long night of pretty much every substance known to man I end up on his couch....I'm asleep for an hour or so and find myself being woken up by my boy....he's standing there naked....this freaked me out enough....weird way to be woken up in a strange place....he proceeded to tell me that after a little fooling around he gets a whiff of her undercarriage and says it smells like willy Nelson's braids...he says"can you get her out of here"...I'm like "why me....it's your problem broseph"....after probably 5 min of back and forth in agree....I strip down to my underwear put on a pair of rubber gloves I found under the sink and a large paper bag that I poke eye holes in
...I walk into the room....she's freaking out when she sees me...I scream "GET OUT !!!!"......Dude...all I saw was her ass getting smaller....she ran to her car and peeled out of there.....I often wonder how that story would sound if she told it...lol
...I walk into the room....she's freaking out when she sees me...I scream "GET OUT !!!!"......Dude...all I saw was her ass getting smaller....she ran to her car and peeled out of there.....I often wonder how that story would sound if she told it...lol
