Stupid. I already stated how often I jerk off (once a day, once every two days if busy)...I gotta think that's average for a young, single guy. And therefore, I gotta think at least one person on this list does it more often.
I'll break down the rest of the field real quick, though:
Primoz: I'm making him the favorite, simply for the reasons that 1) He's posted more hot sluts on this site than anyone in the history of the Rx, and 2) I don't know anything about his personal life, i.e. married, single, kids, etc.
PO69: He's married and a doctor, apparently, so I'm guessing that he simply doesn't have enough time to do it more than once a day. I'm sure his wife never gives it up, though, so I'll put him at once every day or two.
TTP: If I'm not mistaken, he's married, but the key is his wife is pregnant, if I remember correctly. I'm guessing his spank rate has climbed recently as a result of this, but I may be wrong. He's the sleeper of the group.
jakethompson: He's got the young, single thing going for him, but he probably spends too much time following fantasy sports and posting at the Rx to do it more than once a day. Then again, he might do it while breaking down sabermetrics and whatnot. Fuck it, I'm putting him near the front of the pack, behind Primoz and possibly some others, like...
whalewager: Married with kids, but the sheer amount of times he's impregnated his wife and gotten happy endings from asians whores at massage parlors make me think he unloads at least daily, if not more. He also introduced me to www.xhamster.com, which by itself makes a strong case for him. Factoring in the sheer probability of his wife not being in the mood every night, and I think we have another favorite here.
PornoPaul: The guy's surrounded by dirty, hot sluts daily, but he's married. An oxymoron, you say? Not unless his wife is the horniest bitch on earth and therefore satisfies his urges, meaning his jerk rate would be minimal. This seems to make the most sense to me, but maybe I'm way off and the guy goes to the bathroom every 20 minutes at work and spunks on himself.
buster: Hard for me to peg what his deal is. One the one hand, he's a fucking internet guru; the guy knows where to find seemingly everything on the net. I'm not sure whether this knowledge extends to porn, though, since I can't ever remember him posting that shit. But, if it DOES, then combine that with the sheer amount of time he spends on here, and he could be another favorite. But I think I remember reading somewhere that he's married, and he also seems to have extensive knowledge of the offshore industry, so my gut feeling tells me he doesn't rub one out too often. I don't know what his knowledge of the offshore industry has to do with it, but it just feels right. Shut the fuck up.
Candidates from favorite to least favorite to do it the most (myself excluded):
Primoz
WW
jakethompson
PO69
TTP
buster
PornoPaul
That's just one man's opinion, based on the information available.
