Washing hands before pissing.

[fivestarjake]

i dont when i'm cooking for the inlaws.

 

[MinnesotaEconMajor]

Neither, I especially like it when i get that white stuff all over my fingers.

 

[roach23]

You live in Chicago pal? Come on out to a Cubs game with me and Kelly sometime


:toast:

I'm in!

 

[DonDotta27]

HAHAHHAH five star bomb your the biggest fuckin loser i ever met in my life you go find a girl on si.com and try and say its your friend you went to school with... Go on a diet you fat fuck and maybe another fat girl will wanna fuck you since u have a little dick since you cant see it

 

[Buster]

i voted in poll...do not want to give the impression that i have not participated

 

[crookedlink]

You live in Chicago pal? Come on out to a Cubs game with me and Kelly sometime


:toast:

I Accept sir.

Lucky for you I'm free most afternoons so pick a game sir.

Of course, you will undoubtedly prolong this for as long as possible, claiming your friend "Kelly" is busy.

 

[barman]

i voted in poll...do not want to give the impression that i have not participated

I was halfway through the thread before I realized that YOU were not it's creator.


btw, don't piss because I don't get any on my hands

Not to mention I only use urinals in the horrible emergency that no stalls are available and I'm bursting.

 

[kidslick]

I would post a link but I don't think we're allowed to do that. Just Google it.

your allowed especially in the rubber room

 

[barman]

I Accept sir.

Lucky for you I'm free most afternoons so pick a game sir.

Of course, you will undoubtedly prolong this for as long as possible, claiming your friend "Kelly" is busy.

If you're sufficiently patient, JOURNEYMAN might fly in from Bmore to join the party.