Was out of paper towells

[billhill999]

when i come visit remind me to hold the mayo when dining on a bologna sandwich

How about tubesteak on Wonder, extra mayo please.

 

[5teamparlay]

NES--

WHAT DO YOU USE FOR LUBE IN A CRUNCH when out of the usual??

 

[Betallsports]

So I jerked off on a slice of bread this morning. True story. God bless redtube.

Did you make Yourself a sandwich afterwards ??

@)

 

[NES]

NES--

WHAT DO YOU USE FOR LUBE IN A CRUNCH when out of the usual??

2 parts hand soap, 1 1/2 parts conditioner, 1/2 part water

 

[Devilwoman]

WTF is wrong with you Nes?

 

[auggiedawg]

this thread could become epic

 

[STACKSONDECK]

I never meet a guy whose pet name for his boyfriend was "slice of white bread" is it because hes soft and gets wet in your mouth? Eitherway, more power to you Nes and your new found happiness.

classic

 

[EzMoney012]

This is some funny shit...