I never meet a guy whose pet name for his boyfriend was "slice of white bread" is it because hes soft and gets wet in your mouth? Eitherway, more power to you Nes and your new found happiness.
Had the sock option there, but the ol lady washes my socks and may have noticed a huge load of cock snot on them. Plus the closest pair of dirty socks came part of a recent care package from my mom and it didnt feel right. I figured a slice of whole wheat bread(thank you very much)would absorb enough jizz to get the job done and it was handy so what the hell. It worked, folded in half and carefully placed it on the very top of a cardboard box in the trash can in the hopes that the crackhead who has been ripping my trashbags open finds and eats it.
Sorry but the bologna is reserved for important guest. Hope you got a spot reserved for me when this tax passes lunchbox. I'll hook you up with my mia the milf collection and we can split a loaf of bimbo.
sometimes, if i'm in the moment and ain't got the patience to replensih the toilet paper roll, i take target practice at the little duckies on the wall.....there's like 30 of them now:smoker2: