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yeah, the older the better--much easier.... it's way too tight when they're middle-aged & younger...
 

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Sat Night LIve material? That is an insult! (i know you didn't mean it that way)

Dude, i lmao reading both of those. The track story sounded like some **** straight outta Hunter S Thompson's brain.

Thanks man, that was great.
 

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JJ,

Plenty of them. I never "dated" them but I used to pick them up regularly from bars, malls...wherever. The biggest age difference I had was when I was 23, I nailed this 52 year old. Great sex. I really like the ages 40-54 but they have to be good looking and in shape with no gray hair. My friends bust my balls, saying I have a "mother complex" because I never knew my mother (or father) and lived in orphanges and bad foster homes. Believe me, I explored that angle but it's just not true. Most young guys go after the young chicks but they aren't as good in bed as the older ones. Before I had sex with the first older broad, I was worried her "privates" would be all old-looking but I was surprised to find out that it's actually hard to tell the difference between the young and older ones. I don't know if I could have a L/T relationship with an older women, though, just some good sex.
 

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Pimper now your a guy I would hang out with

Give me some pointers
 

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jjgold said:
Pimper now your a guy I would hang out with

Give me some pointers

well, it helps that I don't have to be anywhere during the day so it's a good time for some MILF-hunting. The supermarket between 9-11 am, then head over to the mall or Fifth Ave for some clothes shopping, and then go to the gym in the early afternoon. Just dress nice, good grooming, make eye contact, start a conversation, make them laugh, ask them to go get a drink, go back to their place, get balls deep, and your home in time to get your bets in by dinner.

I've had the most luck at the gym, at the mall, and in an upscale bar during happy hour. Here's a tip: most of these older women look BETTER naked than in clothes. Yes, this is true. Clothes and dresses don't do them justice that way they do younger women.

Stay away from married women. I nailed a couple when I was in Vegas and on vacation but that was a long time ago and it was wrong. Never do it again.

Good luck
 

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jjs next question to pimp

"does older women laugh harder than younger women when they see my 2.5 pecker?"
 

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De Niro low blow but I am winning so will let it go

I do not know if they will laugh, I forgot to tell Pimper that little problem I have

Good Luck Son
 

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it will probably help. now they don;t have to worry about the extra lube they need with my BEER CAN.
 

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November 27, 2004 -- <!--start bodytext-->WORCESTER, Mass. — A man was charged with stabbing two relatives after they criticized his table manners during Thanksgiving dinner, officials said yesterday.


Police said the fight broke out Thursday when Gonzalo Ocasio, 49, and his 18-year-old son, Gonzalo Jr., reprimanded Frank Palacious for picking at the turkey with his fingers.

Palacious, 24, described by police only as an uncle, allegedly responded by stabbing them with a carving knife.

Police said Ocasio Jr. suffered stab wounds to the chest, back and right side. His father was treated for a stab wound in his arm. AP



http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/32219.htm

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Jj you have family? huh? HolyBull told me you were abandoned outside a mickey dees in east hobokken next to a dumpster?
 

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djking said:
Jj you have family? huh? HolyBull told me you were abandoned outside a mickey dees in east hobokken next to a dumpster?

East Hoboken? The whole city of Hoboken is only a couple of square miles. No "east" or "west". I lived there for a few years. A lot of fun times
 

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Was asked nicely to leave Thanksgiving Dinner at the in laws for rooting for WRONG football team....GO COWBOYS !!
 

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Good bump ,Jay !:howdy: I haven't even made a bet myself yet, today, yet !
 

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