ML, that's funny! I am from Jacksonville. I still have a condo in Ponte Vedra Beach (rental property). I've been in DC since 2008, but moved down to Virginia Beach/Norfolk last October for a TDY (temporary duty assignment) that got extended another year. So, I get per diem to pay for the apartment and I get back to DC once or twice a month.
Oh, since 2008 up there blows a big hole in my theory that you acquired Inside Info on Advanced Future Weather Patterns via CG WeatherScope Technology, for JAX
so Fled North.