collecting unemployment , while being on disability ( I know dude I know its amazing ) .. having a revolving pipeline of sot tissue personal injury settlements ( there is no limit to how many soft tissue injury claims you can have at once or in total ) .. rental insurance for an apartment that is in a high crime apartment building that consistently draws claims that include rare baseball cards and also jewelry that I store in my house in-between flea market pop up.. ambulance chasing for personal injuries lawyers for 500 a pop plus 5 percent on back end .. I mean on and on .. this thing though kinda reminds me of when I go to Vegas and don't gamble , when I gambkleevery other day of my life .. this is almost too easy .. having your coin collection in your trunk because your gf threw you out and then having your vehicle catch on fire .. theres an art to it .. has to be an engine fire .. within 24 hours of an oil change at a quickie drive through joint like jiffy.. have to do it on a major trafficked road , during rush hour .. they will put a blanket around you and comfort you .. if you do the old. , " gee I don't know I woke up in the middle of the night and my car was on fire " , you will Get your lunch packed like taking it to the hoop on Dikembe