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a professional capper with only 20 bucks ? WTF

you should have a fat bankroll with all the units that you brag about winning.

you are too easy kid, i have to find some real competition to bust balls with, where the hell is that damn henhouse.
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still laughing AT you kid.

slugster
 
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FatFrank:
>Hmm, never thought about it that way.

Jake, you've got to be kidding !!?

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"This is the business we've chosen." - Hyman Roth<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

By "never thought of it that way" I mean to imply that I never divided my asking price into a daily rate. I think Rooster was slightly off in his math, as I am getting that I make about 71.4 cents a day as opposed to the 1.4 cents he figured. I looked at it and thought "I can make people money and get myself $150 for something I do anyway" but now that I look at it and am finding out what other touts charge, my fee is low. I doubt I'll change it though until next season.
 
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by hamneggs:
_SNaKE_

Your whole reputation riding on 2003 MLB..

If you lose, you are DONE touting!

Pressure is on

http://olsentwins.syndk8.net/<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

The same pressure Duke feels when playing Davidson at college basketball. I'll be just fine. Don't worry buddy.
 
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by slugster:
a professional capper with only 20 bucks ? WTF

you should have a fat bankroll with all the units that you brag about winning.

you are too easy kid, i have to find some real competition to bust balls with, where the hell is that damn henhouse.
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still laughing AT you kid.

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"I said I'd do it for 20 bucks. I don't have more to throw around or I start taking from my betting account."

Once again, you baffle me with your inability to read. Keep laughing. Anything that keeps you from realizing your ignorance.
 

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Jake

Actually I meant 1.4 dollars a day...1 dollar and 40 cents. Damn typo. It is basically 210/150

You have to decide what is worth your time. Sure 50 bucks or 150 bucks sounds good now, but what about in July and August when no new clients are coming in, yet you are still busting your ass capping.

Head Cock of the Henhouse
 
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Rooster:
Jake

Actually I meant 1.4 dollars a day...1 dollar and 40 cents. Damn typo. It is basically 210/150

You have to decide what is worth your time. Sure 50 bucks or 150 bucks sounds good now, but what about in July and August when no new clients are coming in, yet you are still busting your ass capping.

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Good advice, but I think your math is still wrong. If I get 150 dollars for 210 days, I am making 71.4 cents a day. It's 150/210, but still, thank you for the advice.
 

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A few questions for Jake...

1) Between classes and "handicapping" how can you have so much time to spend replying every single time someone posts something about you?

2) How come you don't post NBA picks anymore?

Big Lou
 

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What the norm here is JEALOUSY.... Quick ?... WHY? why? WHY? does any body care if this guy is making money or not.... the ? sshould be what are you making... the way we can solve this is have a picking contest when bases start then all the JEALOUS PHUCKS CAN GET IN AND SEE HOW WELL THEY DO!!!! My feelings are GL to the ones that can get over.....Jake if your making some side cabbage i think that is GREAT!!!!!GL

BASE BALLS A KINGS GAME!PEEP IS STILL A CREEP!
 

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lol

One good season and this kid is in the tout business.

Only in America...
 
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Big Lou:
A few questions for Jake...

1) Between classes and "handicapping" how can you have so much time to spend replying every single time someone posts something about you?

2) How come you don't post NBA picks anymore?

Big Lou<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Simple answers. I have classes about 4 hours a day, work study another 2. I like to get 9 for sleep. 24-9-4-2=9 free hours. There is only so much socializing and doing other things I can do, and since I have a laptop with a wireless card (as they give to every single student here) I have quick access to the internet wherever I am. I quit NBA because I wasn't good at it and it wasn't coming around.
 

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Next question...

Were you charging for your NBA picks before you quit?

Big Lou
 
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Big Lou:
Next question...

Were you charging for your NBA picks before you quit?

Big Lou<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not exclusively NBA. People bought yearly packages that included all the sports I cap.
 
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I got out of the service business about the same time that panther did, and for many of the same reasons.

I have about 8 months of tout experience under my belt, nowhere near the experience of SNAKE THOMPSON.

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