OK class. We're here today for the study of a Co-Capt post. Not a picks post mind you (to break those down, see his record thread) but a reply to his fan mail or "views" as he likes to call it. He may never understand how this comes across as arrogant and self-serving but that doesn't mean we can't have a little fun...shall we?
"does not concern you or your life at all, so frankly I couldn't understand where it was that you lost your ability and strength to mind your own business and live your own life."
OK, class. Notice the first of many times he mentions "strength and life". This is a constant theme. Disagree with him, ask him a technical question, hell look at him wrong and it will come down to YOUR lack of strength and crappy life.
"Instead, because of their own jealousy of me and their own insecurity with themselves, they lose their ability to mine their own business and live their own life"
Now we have jealousy and insecurity brought into the mix and of course, the mention of living one's life. I'm not sure which part of his life I'm more jealous of...the adoring fan mail, the boffo record, or his ability to change the value of a unit to suit him (he still doesn't get how studip this exchange with Big Lou made him look, "I've got a dollar but I want to spend three" "Why don't you find two more dollars?" "No, I'll just increase the valuve of this dollar until IT'S worth three"
"This is my thread, and who came in to my thread to show their weaknesses and inability to mind their own business and live their own life and not to spread their own BS and negativity on another"
He make mention of "weaknesses and inability" and, again, the quality of "life"
"stay the fvck out of my threads and live your own life"
More "life" talk (it's like he getting paid by the word?)
"no need to share your own opinion on what you think is going on, RIGHT...But, I guess your just to weak to have accepted and respected my wishes"
Now here's an interesting one, notice the almost regal way that, by not following HIS wishes, this makes you "weak".
"you know what they say about why someone is able to peg or recognize the negative aspects of someone else and then state it in a negative way about this person"
Hmmm, they call them articulate? Anyway, here is a particular clumsy attempt at reversal. He believes anyone that recognize HIS faults (like those puppies are hard to miss, they're like a f-ing third eye) only does so because of there own faults. I guess this would mean I couldn't recognize a car thief unless I also stole cars.
"Continue with this shit if you want, doesnt bother me anymore, as I like correcting people when they talk out of their ass and on things they no nothing about"
A very considerate move here as he: 1) gives permission for others to post their opinions and 2) mentions that he enjoys helping others by giving the right answers (unless of course they're baseball picks) when they are otherwise incorrect ...so he's realy kind of a people person.
"those weakass bashers who contribute nothing here but to spread their weaknesses and negativities on to others"
Back to the weakness...
"save your opinions of me or anyone else, for that matter, to yourself, as it does no one here any benefit"
Now another emotional turn as the latest dose of medication slowly passes, he claims to speak for all the posters in the forum and knows what will and won't benefit them.
"Continue with this shit if you want, doesnt bother me anymore"
And finally the announcement that none of this bothers him which begs the question...what would he write if this HAD bothered him? My god, he still be going.
Anyway, there you have it class, a paranoid, chubby, grass skirt wearin', hawiian with a King Kamehameha complext.